The Parody..

Omg I love watching MadTV on Youtube. Its seriously so freaking funny I almost died watching it. So far I've watched all the spoofs and parodies on Laguna Beach, Shakira, Hilary Duff, The Ashlee Simpson Show, and Newlyweds. The Hilary Duff spoof is so hilarious. They made fun of her song, "Beat of My Heart", and changed the lyrics so that it would portray her getting really skinny and everything. Watch it you'll probably die.

There's a coward on my tagboard. He dares to criticise me, but he doesn't even dare to give his name and e-mail. What a whore. I deleted his tag already because its such an eyesore. He said stuff about hating me and about me being gay and he was trying to get me to shut my blog down. I am not gay, and I don't aspire to like men. And to that person, if you hate me and my blog so much, why do you bother coming here. You are just so jealous. Leave me and my blog alone. I don't have time to deal with you and your whore-ish tantrums. Freak.

Here's the parody of Hilary Duff. They renamed her song "For the Sake of my Fame", and they named her album Skinny McGuire. Its extremely funny. Ha.

The Hilary Duff Parody

Okay I gotta go do homework now. Bye.

The Fashion Show..

Omg on Tuesday the upper secondary had this fashion show, and I swear it was a ball of fun. Me and Nafisah were in the show, and we were supposed to wear outfits representing a country, and it was an inter-class competition. It was fun rehearsing in class, but on the actual day, it was kind of chaotic. During recess, me and Nafisah rehearsed in the hall on the runway. We did the Spanish thing, so I wore the outfit that bull-fighters sported. Nafisah wore this long, elegant Spanish dress. We thought the runway would be like a platform, but then we found out that there were stairs, so we had to change our whole routine. I quickly changed after rehearsing and then we had to do our hair and make-up at Mdm Sharifah's class. Then we had to do a dry-run for the fashion show.

My shoes were seriously killing my feet on that day. I thought my court shoes would fit fine, but it was like two sizes too small and I was in pain. Even though I was in agony, I did the dance routine and walked the runway anyway. I had to twirl Nafisah so many times I think she got dizzy or something. People said that the routine was good, but they complained that they couldn't see much because they used disco-flash lights. I was like strutting my stuff on the runway, and my lovely class cheered like nobody's business. At the end, Nafisah won 1st for best dressed female and Arvind from 5A won best dressed male, who came out as a woman who wore coconut cups and and a straw skirt. It was hilarious. Ha.

Oh ya during the show, my class and 5A were like fighting over who would win, and there was like shouting and cheering and jeering. It was like the clash of the classes. I totally love 4U. They are all sexy bitches. Go 4U!! Here are the pictures.

The Temasek Costume Parade 2006

Me and Jacob the Geisha.

Me, Alia, and Nafisah (the winner!). Snap, I look extremely retarded and my hair's a mess. Naf looks like some black widow and Alia is like some Chinese lady who went for a boob job. No offence. Maha.

Me and Alia. I always look fat in photos with Alia in it. Its like the curse of the mummy.

Nafisah and Alia. No captions.

Okay I gotta go now. I'm tired. Bye.

The Shampoo Ad..

Omg I've been like so busy this week that I didn't have time to look at the computer. Everyday when I get home from school, I'm always too exhausted to do anything and I end up dying on my bed. Anyway, I was a total nervous wreck last week because my mother said that I could finally go and straighten out my hair at the salon. I wanted to go to the salon outside my house, but she forced me to go all the way to my uncle's one at Far East Plaza. I'm not sure if I went for rebonding or straightening, because they both seem the same. Its such a vicious cycle. I'm so glad I still have hair on my head. Ha.

First, they put this really smelly cream to break my hair structure, so it will end up really soft and smooth. They made me sit with this huge steam-cap thing over my head and that cream still on. When they rinsed off the cream, my hair already became straight. They then took this super-hot flat iron and kind of burnt my hair with it. I could see smoke and was kind of scared. I thought I might go bald or something. Following the burning that they put this really freezing white gook on my head. I swear I had hypothermia, because I was shivering like mad even though the gook was only on my head. They rinsed that off then they cut it, and then they let me off. My hair was extremely stiff as needles at first, but after a week it became quite soft. I couldn't feel my hair for the first few days, because it was still in the process of recovery. See toldja its vicious.

I was searching Youtube and I found this extremely funny shampoo advertisement parody that mocks Pantene. Its hilarious!! It stars Nicole Richie by the way.

The Pantene Parody

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.