The Blowdryer..

Yes I finally got a blowdryer, after like ten thousand years of waiting! Its the black type used in salons, so its hair-safe. Its like a miracle worker on my curly roots because I blew them for like two minutes and they became tamed. The bottoms stayed a little curved in because I didn't touch the ends. My mother actually gave me the blowdryer. Sometimes my mother can be a real pain, and sometimes she makes me happy. Next time I feel like killing my mother I'll just blowdry my wig or something. Yes fake hair can be blowdried. Whoopee!

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Resignation..

Omg I've already tendered my resignation. Actually I signed the forms last Friday with Hakim. My last day would be this Friday, but this week I have to work so little! I have tomorrow and Thursday off, and on Wednesday I'm doing 11-5, and Friday I'm doing 11-3. I usually do 5-11 on Fridays so I can go to mosque, but this week will be exceptional because of my 40-year-old auntie's wedding at night. I'm going to miss the Pizza Hut Supervisors the most when I leave, because they keep me company and play with me when I'm all bored at Shut. I'm considered a senior agent now, and its so weird because the senior agents have to go through less stress than the normal agents. I sat at the KFC call room the other day, and it was so hectic everyone was like taking call after call after call non stop. The Pizza Hut side is so relaxed everyone's like so calm and the supervisors there have nothing to do, so they plan what to order for lunch. Its like, the Office.

I love Anchal from ANTM 7! She's like so pretty and her long hair is so gorgeous. I gotta go now. Bye.

The Runway Show..

Omg the runway show was so fun! The models don't look real its like watching a television screen but they're actually walking right in front of you. There was this blonde model who looked like Paris Hilton, and she was like the most eye-catching one of all because of her platinum blonde hair and blood red lipstick. Most of the male models had long hair (shoulder length) but they didn't look like girls because they were European-ish. If my mother asks me to cut my hair I'm going to show her their pictures to prove that boys do keep long hair. I was like waving to the models and the people around me thought I was crazy. Whee I'll post the pictures in the next post because I need my mother's USB port.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Sheets..

Hooray I finally bought my new bedsheets! I've always wanted to get new ones ever since last year. Today after mosque, I went out with Adam, Hakim and Sarah to Parkway Parade to see some new weave, but all the weave that were in stock looked boring. I went inside Aussino after that and I was in awe. I kept taking and putting back all the bedsheets because they all looked so pretty. The sheets were half price some more. Its like ten bucks for one super single set. All the other people looked so bored and they were like waiting for me to finish choosing, and I spent like half an hour in the place. I ended up buying two bedsheet sets. I love bed linens!

Hakim bought Rainbow from Mariah Carey at Gramophone Parkway today too. She looks so promiscuous I opened up the booklet inside and Mariah was like posing in underwear and she was sucking a lollipop! And the CD inside has a rainbow on it and so does her underwear on the front cover of the album. Gah!

Yesterday Nani, Adam, Sarah, Hakim, Nuriman and I took Neoprints at some Japanese shop in Bugis Junction. It was so chaotic everyone was like screaming vulgarities inside and shouting and the booth was like shaking so violently because we all were like jumping up and down. I bet the woman outside thought we were like having an orgy. It was so funny everyone was like going crazy. In one of the shots you could only see Hakim's chin because I pushed him. Ha! Here's a picture from yesterday. I was trying to look pissed off like Victoria. Whoo.

The Bag Shop

In some random bag shop. Adam was busy choosing bags. I spy Hakim's eye.

Okay I gotta go sleep now. Bye.

The Second Album..

Omg I finally bought something! Today I thought I was going to go crazy buying clothes, but I didn't buy one garment at all because I just didn't like anything I saw. I went to HMV Heeren first to see CDs with Adam, Hakim, and Nuriman. I was looking for the Spice Girls albums and I can't believe I freaking found some! Apparently HMV still keeps stock. I bought the second album, Spice Girls: Spiceworld, because there was like only one copy left. Yes! Talk to America!

I'm too tired to blog. I'm going to sleep now. Bye.

The Screaming Supermodel..

Omg I just found out that one of my colleagues used to be really promiscuous! I was discussing Tammy NYP and how I might meet her in school and she said when she was a teenager she slept with alot of boys. I was so shocked I was laughing my ass off. Now she looks so freaking innocent. She goes home immediately after work and she looks so focused when it comes to order-taking. Ha!

I love MadTV! They recently made a spoof about Heidi Klum and how she is so freaking loud when she talks, and its so funny! There's this one part where she and Seal were in bed, and Heidi was like screaming into his ear "Take me now! Make me a real woman!" with that screechy loud irritating voice! Ha!

I can't wait to go shopping everywhere tomorrow. My first shopping spree using my own money. I'm going to go nuts buying clothes and extensions. Whee.

Okay I gotta go. Bye vaginas.

The Day Off..

Omg I didn't go to work today because my mom barred me from going out. She got angry that I didn't clean the house, so she made me stay at home thinking it'll make me miserable but no, I've been sleeping the whole morning. Now I realise how much lazing around I've missed by working so much. I want to quit work, but then I'll get restless and fat because I'll eat and sleep and watch television all day. I think I'll resign really close to the date when orientation starts.

I can't believe I'm going to a Topshop fashion show this Saturday, courtesy of my manager (Daniel V) who got me and Nuriman tickets. I still don't know where and what time it starts, but its so cool I get to see a real runway with models walking on it. Maybe I'll push some of them off or put like ice on the runway or something. Ha!

My mother scolded me for spending so much money on food. Last time, she scolded me for eating like a bird, and now, she's scolding me for buying food. I don't know how to respond to that. Maybe when school starts she'll scold me for studying. Wow!

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Expenses..

Omg I take back the previous post about my father losing my glasses. I found them in my bag. I just realised going to Polytechnic is like so freaking expensive. One semester is like over a few thousand dollars plus. I just got the enrolment package from NYP just now. My orientation is like, on the 11th! I have to do so many things before that. I have to take a passport sized photo, go for all the compulsary medical check-up thingies, sign ten thousand papers and mail all the documents back to NYP before 30th March. I think I've decided. I'm going to quit my job on the first of April. I need at least 10 days to splurge mindlessly on new school stuff.

Adam had a barbeque for his brother's birthday just now, and it was so fun! Nuriman, Hannah, Sarah, and Izzati all came. After eating like fat pigs we all went to Adam's room, where Adam wore his wig and I wore mine and we did a failure shampoo photoshoot using handphone cameras. Adam looks like those market Ah Ma's in the market! Too bad Hakim and Nani couldn't come along. I heard Shamsydar was coming with someone but I didn't see her. Ha! Here are the pictures.

The Shampoo Spoof

I'm going to make the picture really small so it won't be so noticeable.

Okay I gotta go sign ten thousand forms now. Bye.

The Blindness..

Omg I'm freaking blind right now! Well yesterday I was so sleepy I didn't bother to take off my contacts, so today I have to rest my eyes for a whole day or I'll get like infection or yellow eyes or something. I was supposed to clean up my room yesterday, but I was so malas, so I didn't bother. I swear I put my glasses on my table. My father cleaned up my room (he basically just stuffs things in the closet), and now I can't find my glasses. Its seriously lost I searched everywhere. Now I have to get a new pair of glasses. And who's paycheck is it going to come out of? Mine. Just because my father probably threw my glasses out the window. And my phone value is totally dead and I don't bother topping it up because its usually my parents who call me. And to think, I haven't even gone shopping once yet and a quarter of my salary is almost gone. Its fucking irritating. Don't ever touch my stuff.

My face is like so close to the screen as I'm typing. Imagine being completely blind. One good thing though. Since I can't see people's faces right now, I can be ignorant because I can't tell if they're angry or not. I'm that blind.

I love the new Avril Lavigne! Her songs have become bubble-gum pop. Her song "Girlfriend" is so freaking nice. Her pink and blonde extensions rock too! I wonder how Shamsydar feels about her now. Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend!

I gotta go feel my way around the house. Bye.

The Wannabe..

Omg I just realised that Melanie B (Scary) didn't wear a bra when she was shooting Wannabe. She's running around all natural with her green tank top. Today I felt like changing video and I went to visit this website where I get all my videos from, and the nice webmaster actually uploaded Wannabe. That song has never been uploaded on any other music video code website before. His website rocks. Youtube rocks too, but you have to click play before the video streams.

I hate doing housework on Fridays. I always have to do it before I go to mosque, which is like in an hour. My room now is so freaking messy because everyday I clean the living room, kitchen and my parent's room before I do mine, and by the time I get to cleaning my room I'll get so exhausted I fall asleep. And I always get really angry because 5 minutes after they step into the house, the whole house blows up and it becomes messy again. I'm going to clean only my room today. I'm sick of doing work for people who don't appreciate it. Heck care if they complain I'm a working child now.

I gotta go clean my room. Bye.

The Homebound..

Omg I actually stayed at home and didn't spend any money today, on my off day. Well, I still had fun because I redid my whole wig. I was supposed to go out with my mother to town, but she was so lazy to go out and I was tired from helping her clean the dust from below all the furniture, so we just stayed home. My wig used to be really straight, but I stuffed it in a basket and it became bent and frizzy. So, I got inspired to do curls and I curled the whole freaking thing. It took me like three hours to finish because each curl had to be set indivdually because its plastic. One good thing is that the curls are permanent and they stay until I straighten it. Whee I love to pull them they bounce back like springs.

The Weave

My weave when I last straightened it, last year during prelims.

My weave today, after curling. The picture quality sucks. I hate taking pictures at night.

I feel like cutting it into a bob like Victoria Beckham's during her Spice days. I'll do it when I'm in the mood.I gotta go now. Bye.

The Alone Time..

Omg I just realised shopping alone for stuff is kind of fun! Today I had to do a split shift (11-9), so I had a two hour break in between. There were only like three people going for break, so I just went off by myself because I didn't feel hungry. I went to explore Toa Payoh for the first time in my life. I went to Popular to browse hair magazines for like an hour, after which I went to this shop full of hair products (Beaute Spring), and I bought like two different types of Japanese brand leave-in conditioners. My hair's now back to being soft and healthy. I'm never using Sunsilk Mask ever again. I was in depression for two days straight okay. Ya I know I'm a hair freak whatever I don't care.

I watched the Office on Hakim's ipod on the way to Orchard after work yesterday. I was like laughing loudly and everyone in the mrt was like staring at me and Hakim like we were mad. What, it was really funny. The woman in the show said "vagina" three times. Ha!

I just found out that in Polytechnic, you have to cut your hair when exam times come. When I found out, I was like struck and my jaw was hanging open for like ten minutes. After that, I was like depressed and I was whining to Fauzana in the bus ride home from work. I'll find the way around the rules. This feels like avoiding being caught in secondary school all over again. Gah!

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Sloth..

Oh my god I feel so slothy and lazy and malas today. Every Saturday is like slack day because I have off, but I have to work 5-9 today because the place is understaff. I have to go to work in like two hours, and the house looks like someone robbed the place. There's clothes on the floor, my brother's toys are like everywhere and theres like potato chip wrappers flying around in the wind, and I'm so so sick of cleaning the same exact mess up every single freaking day. Gah I'm not going to bother. Noone in the house made their beds after they get up, so as usual I have to do it. Heck care la I'm so sick and tired I'm just going to get ready for work and leave the house like that.

Oh my crazy baby brother found a shaving razor and he chopped of some of his own hair without me knowing. Somebody also told me to get a haircut like the one my elder brother had last time (the spiked up crop short porcupine head thing), and she said it will look nicer than the hair I have now, but hell no, I did not spend so much time and money on my tresses just to have it chopped off to be short like Mia Farrow from Rosemary's Baby. I decide wether my hair is nice or not. Not you, not anyone else.

Okay I gotta drag myself to get ready. I hate cleaning. Now I know why maids hate their life. Bye.

The Mask..

Argh! I can't believe I actually masked my hair yesterday with Sunsilk Damage Repair Mask. My mother bought it for herself, but the smell was so delicious and fruity I just had to put it on my head. The mask was so strong, and now all my natural hair oils are stripped off and my hair became dry and big. I'm sad. I hope my scalp produces more soon, because I feel depressed.

I don't need to buy a blowdryer anymore. I just realised if I stand in front of the fan, my hair dries two times faster and its less damaging too because there's no heat! My fan is freaking huge too. Wow why didn't I think of it earlier. I'm happy again.

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Hideout..

Omg today my mother brought me to this hideout at Bukit Timah where they sell really professional hair stuff. Its not exactly a hideout, its actually really huge, but its just that the building is so secluded and only people around the area know about it. I went there to get a blowdryer, but I saw like ten different types of flat irons and curling irons. I ended up not getting a blowdryer, because there wasn't the brand I wanted. I wanted to get the one like my mother has in her spa, because its professional and it has so many buttons. That one is only sold in Malaysia, so I'll have to wait.

I went to Far East Plaza afer that, and I saw this weird salon which is a shrine devoted to Victoria Beckham. The walls have photos of Victoria in her different hairstyles, with and without extensions, and the entrance door has magazine pictures of Victoria and David Beckham pasted all over it. Oh oh and I saw this guy getting his extensions done! It was so cool his hair was like crop short and the stylist was giving him dreadlock extensions, and I was so amazed I never saw anything like it before. The guy extended his hair in dreadlocks till about his mid-back. How cool is that. Wow.

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Payday..

Oh my god working my ass off during CNY really paid off. Yesterday I went down to the ATM right below my house to check and I was like "Holy Shit" when I saw how much I got. I have enough money to get a full head of hair extensions now. I don't think I'll go for it though because I saw Xiaxue's blog pictures when she removed her extensions herself, and she said she lost a quarter of her hair volume. Its so scary I don't want to go bald.

I feel like a barfing right now. Just now I bought five small tubs of cheese sauce from KFC and I ate all of it with the french fries. I seriously feel so freaking uncomfortable right now. Its no wonder when they give you cheese fries they put so little cheese on it. They don't want the customers to vomit all over the place. I feel sick in the stomach.

Raiz is so gullible. He saw my friendster photos of me wearing my weave on graduation night, and yesterday he was telling me in awe about how "fucking long" my weave was and when he asked if they were actually real extensions, I just nodded a little and gave that grunting sound, after which I ran off to the do Shut. He believed me.

Okay I gotta go now. I have off tomorrow! I get to sleep in! Bye.

The Posting..

Omg I got into Nanyang Polytechnic Business Management Course!! Actually I kind of predicted I'd get it since I put it as my first choice, but I hope its worth it. At work just now I was thinking of getting a transfer to TP Retail Management but then one of my colleagues told me not to because when exam times come I'm going to break down and cry. The place is so far away and sometimes exams end at like 10pm, and the next morning there's more exams. I just hope the people at the school aren't mean bitches. I don't know why, but I hate travelling so far just to go to school. And I have a feeling I'll be living in central Singapore for the next three years, since my mother doesn't want to move. I also think all the projects that I hand in will be about hair and hair products. Just a feeling.

Oh I bought my first ever tub of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream in like ever. I was on the way to pick up my baby brother, so I bought two mini tubs of ice cream from 7-Eleven. I didn't bring any cash so I used my card to pay, and this girl queueing up behind me thought I was some rich whore who eats B&J everyday, and she didn't know I could hear her bitching to her boyfriend about me. I should have smacked that nosy tramp with my umbrella. Gah.

I gotta go now. My CNY pay is coming tonight! Hooray! Bye.

The 2 Become 1..

Omg I just realised that 2 Become 1 is like, a song about sex. I thought it was some random love song, and then I listened to the lyrics properly and I heard Emma (Baby Spice) say, "Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on", and Geri (Ginger Spice) say, "Boys and girls feel good together" and I figured it out. I watched the live concert on Youtube and there were little girls at like eight years old singing the song with them. If only those little girls knew what they were singing.

I decided to try to do Shut as many times as possible when I go for work, because its the slackiest section of the whole CSC. For one, the supervisors are not that strict and they don't hold you back ten to twenty minutes before releasing you for your break. Secondly, I get to take Pizza Hut orders and Pizza Hut customers don't demand anything, so it makes my job ten times easier. For some reason all my Pizza Hut calls always exceed ten minutes, especially when the customer asks me to recite the menu, because the menu is so long and I all I have to do is read from the paper, so it helps waste time. Third, the supervisors there put you as their responsibility, and when I raise up my hand, they appear in like five seconds. See, its good.

I just found out that Singapore salons carry hair extensions. Hmm. I gotta go. Bye.

The Customers From Hell..

Omg some customers should just fuck themselves and burn in hell. For the past week I've been getting asswipe customers on the phone, who think they own me and can talk rudely to me as if I owe them a living. Fuck yourselves with a chicken drumstick, because I can quit anytime I want. I can always make my way down to McDelivery, where they have less demanding customers who actually know what they want. Yesterday I tried to cover up for one of the KFC agents regarding a missing Pepsi Bottle, and the stupid cunt of a customer asked for my full name as if she's going to file a complaint against me. I know where you live you dumb whore, so you might want to be careful. And to top it all off, the agent whom I tried to cover up for thinks he's this big shot compliment-receiver at the CSC who's a darling to the customers, and he said straight to my face that the woman just didn't like me, after I tried to cover up for him. Please, I tried calling him before for delivery and he sounded like he was screaming into the headset. Next time clean up your own shit asshole. Seriously.

Oh, and on the same day I got this fuckface customer who called, so I told him about the delivery time of one hour, and he just said "Okay Bye" in this rude tone and he didn't want to order. Then he called the manager one hour later and claimed I abandoned his order, and you know the managers at CSC are chicken and always side the customers, so obviously I got the lecture. The manager said that if it happens again she's going to suspend me. Honey, if you suspend me, I'm never coming back. I'm leaving in a month's time anyway, thank god. Oh to top it all off, I don't like Samy, this hermit crab supervisor who literally kisses the asses of customers and the managers. He was like scolding me just because I typed "request 4 breastmeat" and not "request 4 breast" in the invoice. What the hell, if I want to type longer its my business right. Stupid skinny bitch.

Oh and the manager told me if I get a call like that fuckface guy again where he slammed the phone, I should raise my hand and call a supervisor. Excuse me, don't you know how hard it is to get a supervisor to tend to small little matters like this. Why don't you try raising your hand for fifteen minutes straight. Retards. Next time if any angry customer asks for my full name I'm going to say, "I'm sorry but disclosure of names is not allowed due to personal reasons, thank you". Suck on that bitches.

I gotta go now. Bye.