Anger Outburst..

I am so so so angry at my brother right now. If I had a knife I would have murdered him on the spot just now. That son of a bitch totally has no respect for anyone or anything whatsoever and he is so stupid and dumb. You know what he did. Yesterday I stayed up till 3 a.m in the morning cleaning out the gut in the fish tank and today, he totally unplugged the filter, and all the crud when back into the tank. He keeps on doing it everyday, just to annoy me. BITCH, THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND OTHER PLUGS IN THE HOUSE USE THOSE NOT MINE, YOU DUMBASS. Oh and remember the time when my mother said that I was dumber than my brother. That is so wrong. Guess what. He failed English with an F9, and I passed it with a B4. So in your face you dumb bitch. You can literally got to hell, please. It'll make my life so much more easier.

By the way the moron doesn't fast at all. Period. He smokes everyday, I think he drinks, he brought a girl home once and locked the door (without my mother knowing) , and he doesn't pray. Yesterday he went out to supposedly buy some "washing detergent", and he came home with a plastic full of McDonald's food. And he ate it in front of my face when I was fasting. Then he casually said, "Don't tell Mama I'm not fasting". Fat hope. I'm going to tell her once she gets home. Ha, now he's complaining to my mother on the phone. What a baby.

See this face you moron brother. It says "Come near me and I'll beat your ass to the floor". I will so willingly do that if you ever touch me or my fish tank again.

The Anger..

Omg I so totally hate my mother right now. Yesterday she had to come to the school to meet Mr Yong because of my failing results and she totally dissed me in front of his face. She said that I was dumber than my brother and she said that I was a stuck-up freak. Excuse me mother, if you wanna see stuck-up, look in the mirror. She also said that all I do is play computer games and watch ANTM. She is totally clueless. She somehow chooses to forget that I have to spend half my life cleaning up all the shit in the house that she makes, and that she is too cheap to hire a freaking maid. And when I tried to defend myself, she screamed at me to shut up. She also said that I was selfish. I sacrifice my study time to slave after her, and she shows no appreciation whatsoever and even has the nerve to say that I was selfish. Bitch you don't even pay me. I don't care anymore. She can tell as many lies about me as she wants, because that will just make her more evil than she already is.

My family is screwed. It only looks perfect in pictures. Hakim once said that my family was like the Osbournes. How true. If my family life were to be taped and aired on MTV, it would be like the blockbuster hit show of the century. Too bad dreams like that don't come true. I feel so angry right now. Just like Brandi.

Brandi threatening to saw Naima's mohawk off using a toy sword.

The Plastic Queen..

Omg I just went out with Hakim and my entrepenuership group on some Enterprise Shopping Spree and it was exactly like the Apprentice. We had to search for shops to buy our stocks from and I was acting like some business associate, asking the shop owners tons of questions throughout the whole trip. Tricia was pissing off at Hakim, and I was arguing with her over what colour our group T-shirts would be. I was being like Janice Dickinson, and I said that our group had to look like we were going to do a photoshoot for French Vogue when we sold our products. Tricia was being like some budget ice queen, and she just wanted everything to be dead cheap. There is no price on style. She should know that. Hakim and I also saw Hong Hui on the way back home, and she looked so stylish in the outfit she was wearing. She was also carrying some bag full of glitter and shiny sequins. We were guessing that she was going to do some fashion show for Project Runway. Maybe she could teach Tricia a thing or two about style.

I totally ditched the Olsen-Banks family in Sims 2 because I was annoyed with the Olsen Twins. I deleted their family and recreated Tyra, and now she lives with none other than the plastic surgery queen Ms. Janice Dickinson. I'm gonna make Janice sleep with everyone on the block, including Nuriman's dearest J. Mac. This is going to be fun. Here are the pictures.

The Dickinson-Banks Family

Tyra and Janice. Notice Janice's fake boobs.

Janice's Beauty Shot.

Tyra's Beauty Shot.

Maisarah meets Tyra. Its Runway Showdown. Who will be eliminated tonight?

Okay I gotta go clean out the gut in the kitchen. Before I go, I have a question. Is my Sim version of Janice Dickinson realistic? Please leave comments. Bye.

The Thick Eyebrows..

Omg I love Coryn from ANTM 5!! She's so gorgeous. I don't like Amanda from ANTM 3 anymore. I've gotten sick of her blindness. When I first went to the ANTM 5 website, the first thing that caught my eye was Coryn's super thick black eyebrows. I didn't really like her then because she wasn't blonde. After she got a makeover and had her hair dyed blonde and her eyebrows plucked, I started to love her. I was so sad when she got eliminated. And Hakim, she does not look like a man. I'm going nuts over dumb ditzy blondes. Yay.

On Friday there were some musical auditions and it was really funny to see people try to act. Hakim tried out for a part as some janitor's boyfriend, but he ended up acting a little to feminine and he got rejected. I left the audition hall before it was Nuriman's turn, but I heard from Hakim that he got rejected too, and he was crying like Michelle from ANTM. It must have been hilarious. I didn't try out for a part, because acting is just not my thing. Here are the pictures.

Coryn's Portfolio

Superhero Photoshoot. Why is she holding on to her heels?

Some Farm Photoshoot. I love her blonde hair. Notice her plucked eyebrows.

Fashion Victim Photoshoot. Run Coryn, Run!

Plastic Surgery Photoshoot. That's some serious botox.

Coryn's Beauty Shot. Omg she looks fierce.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

Celebrity Spree..

Omg I'm on some kind of celebrity-making spree in Sims 2. I keep on making celebrities that I see in my magazines, but I never play them. Its fun making people in Sims 2. Its like being a plastic surgeon. So far I've created Paris Hilton, Bow Wow, Tyra Banks, Hilary Duff, J. Mac, and the Olsen Twins. Creating Hilary Duff was the hardest because I couldn't find any honey-blonde hair in my game. I had to surf tons of Sims 2 fashion websites to find the hair that matched her current look. I had the most fun creating Tyra Banks, because I love her ever so much. And Hakim, she does not look like an alien, you bitch judge. Maybe I should make Miss Janice Dickinson. That'll be tons of fun.

The post exam activities for the Sec 3's this year are so draining. I didn't update for so long because I was too tired whenever I got home. On Tuesday, there was this dumb Resilience Challenge and I had to literally flop in mud. I was being like Brittany during the dodgeball game, and instead of running away from the mudpile, I went into it. It was tiring, but it was really fun. Here are the pictures of my two newest celebrities, Hilary Duff and J. Mac.

I Want A Famous Face

This is Hilary Duff in the outfit she wore at MTV's Video Music Awards.

This is J. Mac. Love the outfit.

Compare this photo to my Sim version of Hilary Duff. Realistic?

Okay I gotta go clean some crud now. Bye.

The Beauty Shot..

Omg I love my Sims 2 version of Tyra Banks!! Its so realistic. Yesterday I downloaded some make-up for my lag-free Sims 2 and it was so much fun. The make-up looks so high fashion. There were two-shaded eyeshadow and really bright coloured blush. I also downloaded some beautiful hair. I'm gonna do a fashion show in Sims 2 one of these days. Yay.

Maisarah asked me yesterday if I could make her in Sims 2 and I said okay. She also requested that I marry her to a rapper named Bow Wow. They currently live in a tiny house and have no money. Maisarah obviously has rebonded hair in the game, and Bow Wow has cornrows. Omg I should make Mai have an affair with the postman. I didn't know what family name to put them under, so I just named their family Jones, after Tocarra Jones. Here are the pictures.

The Jones Family

This is Maisarah Jones. Isn't she realistic?

This is Bow Wow. Notice the tatoo on his right arm.

And this is Tyra doing a Beauty Shot wearing the new make-up I downloaded.

Okay I gotta go clean the house now. Maisarah thank me. Bye.

The Twins..

Omg I totally reinstalled my Sims 2 yesterday because I was really pissed at it. I think I did too many hacks and cheats, and that was why my game became so friggin laggy and slow. I went through each and every one of my downloaded files, and I picked out all my best looking hair and makeup before I uninstalled it. Now I have a clean, efficient, lag-free Sims 2. Yay.

I decided to make the ever-so-famous Tyra Banks and the Olsen twins in Sims 2, because I was really bored and I had nothing to do. I made Tyra and the twins live together because I didn't want to change houses every time I play. I gave Tyra braided hair because I haven't downloaded some long hair yet, and I gave the twins curls. Its gonna be so much fun. I'm gonna make them neighbours with the Hilton Sisters and there'll be catfights and affairs. Here are the pictures.

The Olsen-Banks Family

Its the ever-so-famous runway diva Tyra Banks.

This is Ashley Olsen. I dyed her hair blonde so that she won't be mistaken for her anorexic twin sister Mary-Kate.

Look its Mary-Kate Olsen. She hates food.

Okay I gotta go make the Hilton Sisters. Bye.

Over..

Omg the exams are finally OVER!! Yay!! But its fasting month, so there's not many things to do when you're not allowed to eat. The only thing I can do is clean up the house and play Sims 2. Sims 2 is getting a tad boring. I was so into it in Sec 2 and now it just seems dead. It takes like an hour to load and the graphics are like super laggy. I tried playing it on Thursday and I got so pissed I just shut off the game and watched ANTM.

After the exams were over, I invited Maisarah and Hamizah to come to my house to see what they were going to wear for their next photoshoot. It was like a fitting room. There were clothes everywhere, and there was face paint all over the place. I was having fun with the face paint, painting my eyes and my face. It ended up looking scary, so I decided to have an impromptu photoshoot in my living room. It was about the Fashion Police Witch, and its supposed to be a fashion witch chasing after a fashion disaster victim. Mai was the fashion victim, and she wore the school uniform. Here are the pictures. My camera resolution sucks, but I don't care.

The Fashion Police Witch Photoshoot

Look its Miss J. chasing Coryn the fashion disaster victim!! Very scary.

Look it me chasing Mai the fashion disaster victim!! Credits to Adam for editing the photo for me.

Okay I gotta go now. I'm sleepy. Bye.

Math Horror..

Omg I'm so gonna flunk my A-Maths exam paper. I didn't do so many questions. Tomorrow is Social Studies. I hope I don't fail that too. Omg help me I'm going nuts. Exams are evil things. I hate them.

After exams I'm gonna watch ANTM until I die. It'll be so fun. Next week on ANTM J. Alexander's gonna pose with Tyra in a picture as a woman. It'll be so funny and hilarious. I think he'll look a little like this.

Absoultely drag-ful.

Okay I'm gonna study. Bye.