The Shell..

I just realised, that I have become a little more reserved than how I usually am since poly started, like in a shell. I've met a couple of conservative people, and some of them aren't that comfortable with the loud, rude, and outspoken Andy. So I turn it off once in a while. I only act loud towards friends and people who know me. But around strangers, I'll just be quiet and not draw attention. But now I realise, why should I keep it in? Maybe I should just be myself. Some people might hate me, but who cares, I'll just diss them on my blog.

Its like Janice Dickinson. Some people hate her, and some people love her. But she's still rich. She's still famous. People can diss her like shit, but she's the one getting the last laugh with her wads of cash. Losers!

I gotta go now. I have to get to school at 9 am, and I came back from work at 1 am. Sweet.

The Fatigue..

Omg I just did five people's hair today. Four girls one guy. Rabiah, Farhana, Shakira, little Rabia, and Fadlul. I am tired! Apparently it feels nice to get your hair done. I should try it.

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Blonde Ambition..

What has happened to Britney? I was watching her old VMA performance and she used to be so freaking hell sexy and toned and the only part of her body that jiggled were her boobies, and when she danced it was as if she was going to fly off the stage. Now, she moves like she has a stiff back. Watch her 2003 VMA performance and compare it with the 2007 one, and you'd be sad too.

I know why Britney's hair sucked at the VMA's this year! Her stylist walked out on her because she was being a bitch. Britney wanted female stylists from the Ken Paves salon come down and do her extensions, but instead Ken Paves came down himself. So, Britney was being all "Don't touch me!" to Ken Paves and he got pissed and left her hair looking like a rat weave. Sigh, if only she let him do her hair, she would've had thick long flowing blonde locks like Jessica Simpson, but nooo.

Watch the 2003 VMA video! Britney looks hell sexy and she kisses Madonna! There's Avril smirking in the audience too and Christina is also in the performance. And check out Justin's face after Madonna kisses Britney. He's like, "Oh its go time Madonna, I'm going to whoop your ass after the show!"

MTV VMA's 2003

I gotta go now. Bye

The Bleeding Foot..

I worked my ass off last weekend. Saturday, I worked from 6pm-12am, after which I got home by 1. And then, I couldn't sleep so I just stoned in bed until 5 am, before I got up and got ready for work again, which was from 7am-6pm. Banqueting at the Hyatt is some exhausting shit. But its so much more fun than CSC. I got to see some local celebrities here and there. On Saturday, I got lost and couldn't find my way around the hotel, and I took the lift to the lobby and Dick Lee was right in front of my face when the doors opened. I quickly ran away because I wasn't supposed to be at the lobby.

I got to see Adam and Sarah yesterday while working! They were emcee-ing for this wedding dinner at the Hyatt, and I got to see them. I only got to talk to them for a few minutes though because I had to work. Adam said I looked like a Hyatt Boy in uniform. Geez.

I gotta go soak my bleeding toes now. Bye.

The Cousin Its..

My mother has been away for two days, and I'm not as lonely and miserable anymore. My cousins have been coming over to my house. They hang out at my house and go back after buke (break-fast), since they live across the street. Its kind of nice because I got to do human hair. It was fun, because my room was turned upside down with the hot steam and the creams and the tools and the plastic gloves and the smell of stinking horse-pee. Oh, good times.

I bought a bottle of Kerastase Elasto-curl cream today. There's this shop near my house which sells all the expensive shampoos at warehouse prices. If I went to a salon to buy the creme, it would have costed me $65, but I bought it at the shop for $33.90. What a steal.

Screw online shopping. It makes me splurge on impulse, like when I bought the ANTM Season 5 VCDs on Yahoo! Auctions. Those VCDs self-burnt by the seller into those cheap empty disks and the picture quality is crappy hell. And the puny Kerastase hair set I bought for $20. I just read the fine print on the bottle today, and it reads This is a free sample. Not for sale. I got served.

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Loss..

My mother's gone. I feel broken. I feel empty. I feel lost.

The Reveal..

I just found out that Ashley Tisdale spends 3 and a half hours on her hair everyday! I was watching her Headstrong DVD, and she said that she is all about her hair (yes!), and since her hair is curly, she gets people to straighten it everyday for her for 2 hours, layer by layer. And that is just to make a basic canvas for styling. Then, if she wants it wavy or curly or whatever the people will style it using rollers or a curling iron again. And then, she has to get her extensions replaced every 2 months, and get her color done almost every week to cover up her roots. I pity the hair. She should go to an Asian country and do rebonding. It'll save her 2 hours everyday. Apparently America doesn't carry rebonding, and I don't know why. Here's the video. The hair part starts from 2:14 seconds I think.

Headstrong DVD

I gotta go. Bye

The Fasting Begins..

Fasting is here! Time to cleanse our stomachs and de-fat ourselves. I heard that all the devils get locked up this month, and prayers reach God quicker. Yay we all!

I'm going to pray real hard that someone will buy me a year's supply of Kerastase hair stuff. I need them. I used them once, and no other brand would do. My hair has been spoiled. They want Kerastase. So do I.

I collected my Vidal Sassoon Hot Sticks Hairsetters yesterday. It was really cheap. I paid $15 for it, and the retail price of a new one is $40. Singapore don't carry it anymore, so I'm glad I have one. My gold barrel curling tong also cannot be found anymore. I bought the last one from Guardian, and when I checked all the other stores, they don't have it. VS items are like hidden treasures. Now, I want to get the hot rollers machine from Ebay. You know what's weird. I buy all these things, but I don't use them. I use them on other people. I give too much. Here are some pictures.

The VS

All mine. You know, it looks like an adult toy because of the long rubber sticks.

I want this! I'm going to work and get money and buy it. Check back in a month, and it'll be mine.

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Let Down..

I watched High School Musical 2, and its kind of draggy compared to the first movie. The only thing that has improved is that everyone's weave looks less frizzy and more shiny as compared to the first. I think they finally hired help. I turned on the television and was like awaiting some huge phenomenal introduction to the movie, and then the students suddenly threw their books and started singing. I think they were singing through most of the show. I was almost bored to death, like when I watched Dreamgirls. The only nice parts were when Sharpay and Ryan were walking down the school staircase signing autographs and posing for camera, and when Gabriella was having a bitch-fight with Sharpay. The rest of the movie was pretty much Gabriella fighting and/or making out and/or running around the golf course with her horny boyfriend, Troy.

Ashley Tisdale's is an illusionist! I thought she woke up looking like she had perfect hair, but now I know better. You can see that she's wearing extensions, and it flips out everywhere.

I need to get a blonde weave. I've done redhead, brunette, and now I need blonde.

Hakim should work for the tabloids. Omg, the way he disses celebrities is really funny! He said that Britney looked like fat woman wearing what appears to be her underwear and lip-syncing at the VMA's. And he got it spot on when he blogged about the way Zac Efron pouted when he's angry. I think if they found his blog, they'd like break down and cry, after which they would file multiple lawsuits. Ha!

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Samples..

Omg Kerastase is hell expensive. I recently bought a three-piece starter kit on Yahoo! Auctions with the shampoo, mask, and serum and altogether they cost $21.50 with postage. I should have known that there was a catch. The bottles came yesterday and they are microscopic. They're so small, even Barbie could use it. They're so small, all three bottles could fit into a small envelope and be put into my letterbox. They're so small, the whole set could fit in my hand and I could stuff it down Barbie's bra. The things are expensive, but they're good. Its no wonder only Eva Longoria uses it.

I saw the Vanessa Hudgens nude shots! Its so sad. All the girl wanted to do was get her boyfriend Zac all hot and horny because he was falling for another plus-sized woman, and her photos ended up being published in the tabloids. At home, Vanessa doesn't look like a celebrity at all. She looks so normal and she was posing with her bras and then she took a completely nude one and I saw her burning bush and I was like "Omg geez, cover up!".

I finally got around to re-do my weave. They were getting really tangled and spoilt from being stuffed inside my drawer, so I took them out and washed them and blew them out and flat-ironed them and curled them. They look a little less fake now, maybe because I applied product. Here are the pictures.

The Rip-Off

See how small the bottles are? Sniff.

My weave done. The red one used to be curly tangled crap and the brown one used to look like a rebonded mess. Comment!

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Quiz..

Omg I'm going to do one of those chain quizzes for the first time ever. Usually when people tag me to do quizzes I'll just pretend not to know, but since I'm at home and I'm waiting for my Kerastase Oleo-Relax Hair Set to come by mail, I'll just give it a shot. Its so long! Here we go.

The Quiz

1. (the person who tagged you is) - Sahara.
2. (your relationship with him/her is) - She's my Stage Arts MCH Senior! She reminds me of Queen Latifah with her voice and all.
3. (5 impressions you have of him/her) - friendly and welcoming and bootylicious and loud and hmm.
4.(the most memorable thing he/she has done for you) - she smacked me in the head when I said the f-word.
5. (the most memorable words he/she has said to you) - she said, "i never say the f-word ever." That's a lie!
6. (if he/she becomes your lover, you will) - Teach her how to be a Pussycat Doll.
7. (if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be) - Learn the booty-pop. After which she must be one of the Pussycat Dolls.
8. (if he/she becomes your enemy, you will) - Push her off the roof.
9. (if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be) - Because she stole my weave.
10. (the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is) - Get her some hair weave.
11. (your overall impression of him/her is) - Queen Latifah.
12. (how you think people around you will feel about you) - Don't really know.
13. (the characteristic you love about yourself is) - Confident. But at times I feel like crap and just want people to look away.
14. (the characteristic you hate about yourself is) - I pick at my flaws.
15. (the most ideal person you want to be is) - Ken Paves. He does Eva Longoria's hair!
16. (for people that care and like you, say something to them) - How y'all doing y'all!
17. (pass this quiz to 6 people that you wish to know how they feel about you)

1. Sarah
2. Alia
3. Hakim
4. Nuriman
5. Henna
6. Puva

(Who is no.6 having a relationship with?) - The treadmill.
(Is no.4 a male or female?) - Male.
(If no.1 and 3 are together, will it be a good thing?) - Geez! They'll be making out in the closet all night and all day. Ok kidding.
(What is no.2 studying?) - Chemical Engineering. Right?
(When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?) - Two days ago.
(What kind of music does no.5 like?) - Heavy metal.
(Does no.1 has any siblings?) - Um. You ask her la.
(Will you woo no.3?) - Depends. What's in it for me?
(How about no.6?) - Again, what's in it for me?
(Is no.4 single?) - I think so.
(What’s the surname of no.5?) - Richie.
(What’s the hobby of no.4?) - Draining his wallet.
(Do no.1 and 6 get along well?) - They don't know each other.
(Where is no.2 studying at?) - TP.
(Say something casual about no.1) - Grrl get some hair weave sewn in.
(Have you tried developing feelings for no. 2?) - Nope.
(Where does no.5 live?) - Toa Payoh
(What colour does no.3 like?) - Super hot pink. Ha!
(Are no.5 and 1 best friends?) - No.
(Does no.5 like no.2?) - They don't know each other.
(How did you get to know no.2?) - My secondary school biatch.
(Does no.1 have any pets?) - Yeah. Her sofa.
(Is no.6 the sexiest person in the world?) - Sure. Now make that booty pop!

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Nanny..

Omg I'm like a nanny now. My baby brother is now my baby, since my parents probably never want to make time for him. My mother works all day, and sleeps all night, and so does my dad. I can't say anything to them, because they'll probably end up screaming at me, because I'm right. So since I am my baby brother's nanny now, I choose how I want to raise him. If I want to teach him how to spout bad words like Nicole Richie, its my choice. If I want him to eat candy for breakfast, its my choice. And if he's rude to me, I'm going to whoop him silly. I'm giving up my youth and freedom to take care of him. This is what you get for having parents who don't want to take care of their own children. Even when I was young, a maid took care of me. Oh well.

I'm demanding my pay from my mother tomorrow. I better get it, or else. Bye.

The Impulse Auctions..

Omg I've gone nuts. I am so going to get screwed soon if I don't stop impulse shopping on Yahoo! Auctions. I keep clicking things and I don't even ask the seller questions first. There's this Vidal Sassoon hair roller set for sale at $15, which is second hand, and I just placed a bid without thinking. And the auction ends tomorrow at six a.m, so I'm probably going to win it since I'm the only one who bid. And I bought ANTM 5 entire season CDs for $15 too, without sleeping on it. I hope I made a wise choice, because all these items are going to come on the same day if I win the auctions.

I am not working after all this semester break. My mother made an offer today that she would pay me to stay at home and take care of the house, and I took it. So this means I'm not going for CSC training later on. And I'll be free for an entire month. The pay is much lesser than what I get at CSC, but I don't have much things to buy anyway, because I already bought most of the things I wanted on Yahoo! Auctions. I'm just afraid that my mother would like slave me. Hm. If she does I'm asking for a raise.

Omg Henna just told me about a job that pays $5.50 per hour washing dishes! I love dishes. I'm really good at dishes. I've been washing plates since I was like seven. I might consider working that job on weekends.

Sahara! I'll do your quiz in my next post. I gotta go. Bye.

The Beckhams..

Omg I managed to play my Sims 2 after so long! I have to thank Sarah loads for lending me her Sims 2 discs, because mine is screwed. Right now I'm playing Sims 2 Nightlife, which I bought from Yahoo! Auctions for twenty bucks. Its really a steal. Its brand new, unopened and unused, and the wrapper was still on it. At Popular they freaking sell it for 40 bucks. What a rip-off!

I made the Beckham family in Sims 2 Nightlife yesterday night. There's Victoria, David, and one of their children, Brooklyn. I wanted Victoria to have her other two children manually. Sims 2 Nightlife is so cool because there's like cars in it and I can make a bowling alley and a driveway and I can go club.I already built and furnished their house, but I haven't got to play them yet. I can't wait to use the car, it looks way cool! Here are the pictures. Don't mind the quality, I forgot to change the camera performance.

The Beckhams

Here's Victoria Beckham.

David Beckham.

Brooklyn Beckham as a teen.

Beckham Residence. Love the car.

The Posh Bob.

The Hair Extensions.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.