The Lag..

Okay I'm so lazy to do my homework. Extremely lazy. I feel like sloth. I should just lie down on my bed and have cobwebs form over my legs and have my hair become so oily from not washing you can fry ten eggs on it. I've been staring at my Writing Skills report for 2 hours, spacing out. I need to go to motivation camp. Help.

Its amazing what peer pressure can do to you. It can completely deviate you from what you really are, making you into something you are not. Delusion kicks in and you brainwash yourself into fitting in. You think you're happy, but you are just living in denial. Its so sad, because people like that can never feel what being genuine is like. It feels extremely liberating.

I gotta go and try to type something into my report. Bye.

The Finale..

I'm sad right about now. Because next week will be the season finale of Pussycat Dolls Present: Search for the Next Doll. Life's going to be boring without it. Whenever I hear their commercial I run to the television, and every Wednesday I'd sit down in front of the telly at ten o'clock sharp. Sigh.

I learned Wait A Minute yesterday. Now my shoulders hurt because I had to fling my hands everywhere. Sigh.

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Dolls..

I love the Pussycat Dolls! I used to like them here and there, but now I love them to bits because they have a reality show. I've never missed an episode of Pussycat Dolls: Present ever. Those girls on the show aren't afraid to shake their moneymaker or dip it low and bring it up slow! Great! Which reminds me, I better flip my PCD calendar in my room. Its still stuck at April.

I'm aching like shit now. I was bored at home so I tried my mother's Power Yoga DVD, and they made me do weird strenous poses to increase my flexibility and stuff. Now, I can't move my legs.

I've yet to do any homework! I'm going to be roast beef! Bye.

The News..

Its the holidays and I'm so bored. Don't tell me to do homework, I'm not in the mood yet. The only thing I'm looking forward to today is the Search for the Next Pussycat Doll tonight. Whee.

Jamie-Lynn Spears is sixteen and pregnant! My mom bought a magazine and it had Jamie on the cover saying she's pregnant. Her boyfriend looks old enough to parent, but she doesn't. I bet her mother is this close to going mental. First Britney, now this! Here's a picture I found credits to this site.

Jamie-Lynn Spears

Ha!

I gotta go. Bye.

The Updates..

Okay school's out! For two weeks only, but its 14 days of not waking up early for school. I have to catch up on all my modules and do the work, sleep all my fatigue away, get all my photoshoots down and covered, and go out.

Last Thursday, school ended early. So me, Henna, Jonathan, Rene, Choong Wei, Puva, and Shkin all set out for Pizza Hut because we were all craving Christmas Pizza. It was a fun journey there I got to sing Pussycat Dolls. When we got there we ordered, ate and we were still hungry so we walked past Donut Factory and I tried my first donut ever. I swear never to eat another one again. I could feel the donut going straight to my ass. Then Rene decided to shop by herself, so we waited outside this renovating Dim Sum shop which had seats and all.

At first me and Shikin were rehearsing our Pussycat Dolls with the singing and the ho-dancing. Then we all got tired, so we played Truth or Dare. I had to do a striptease like the Pussycat Dolls in front of the public, Choong Wei had to dip it low and bring it up slow, Shikin had to do a cowboy ride alone in an open public space, Puva had to jump and shake her tits, Henna did the pole dance, Jonathan had to crawl on grass in front of the world, and Rene shouted "I'm horny!" to everyone. It was really funny to watch! Here's one picture.

The Christmas Pizza Outing

Whee! Henna was the photographer. I was busy sms-ing.

Okay I gotta go. Bye!

The Keyboard..

Hey y'all! I haven't blogged in ten years. My keyboard recently went nuts and the letters couldn't work anymore, so I bought a new one and threw the old one out. I haven been having all my ICAs and project dues these weeks, and I think I need to work and start doing my tutorials. I'm going to fail Accounting, even though my lecturer and tutor for that module is good, because I was too lazy to study for the ICA. For tutorials, I usually just ask someone to send me their copy and I use their answers, so I end up not gaining any knowledge. My exams are only 2 months away, and then I'll be going into Year 2. Great.

I want to eat chips. I haven't eaten chips in two weeks and I feel deprived like a Pussycat Doll.

Hey Bitch! This box feature thing is so cool. Fe-fi-fo-fum.

The Discrimination..

My mother has something against me these days, especially since we argued on Saturday. I've let that argument go, but she's clinging on to it like a monkey to a banana tree. She's been screaming at me incessantly, and she's been making up false stories about me to make it seem like I'm a hopeless case. I feel like laughing, seeing my own mother act like a primary school kid. Its pathetic, really.

My parents seriously need to grow up and act like adults, and not like tempermental little children. I look at how they behave, and I look at other people's parents, and I feel so ashamed. And you know that you've hit an all time low as a parent, when your children actually become ashamed of you. Tsk.

I gotta go clean up the mess my mother made just now. Bye.