The Guilt Trip..

Omg the printing room at the School Of Business Management has become my new hangout! I go there almost everyday to print notes and stuff. Everytime I feel so crushed seeing my super expensive printer ink run out. Its like two hundred for one of those ink holding things. I just realised that I can't slack too much in Poly or I'll die. I had to stay up until 2 am yesterday organising all my notes and tutorials because I felt so guilty that I didn't do my accounting homework. When the tutor was going through the tutorial, I felt like a lost duck. It's time to work!

My Acer Notebook order has been confirmed! My mother is going to pick it up from the factory next week. I'm going to install Sims 2 inside also and play during breaks! I saw the graphics during the roadshow and it was like so clear and high resoultion. I feel great!

I really don't get Microeconomics. All these graphs are making me dizzy.

I gotta go sleep now. Bye.

The Philips..

Omg I'm subconciously becoming a Philips junkie. My vacuum cleaner is Philips, my earphones are Philips, my first ever set of hair tools were from Philips, and just now I bought another straightener which is Philips. Its like, a Superbrand. I love my new straightener to bits its like so effective! My old straightener took ages to heat up, but my new straightener takes like 90 seconds. And its so smooth when gliding through the hair it doesn't break off my ends or anything. It looks like the slim straighteners that salons use. I'm so glad the salesgirl talked me into getting Philips instead of Revlon. She was so nice she let me test all the straighteners they had, and I ended up getting a Philips one because she said that it was a promising electronics brand, and the box looked so much nicer. She should be given a GEMS award.

Okay I gotta go do my tutorials now. Bye.

The Road Trip..

Omg I had a road trip yesterday. For once, I went from one place to another to another all at once. In the morning I went for the Make-Up, Hair and Costume auditions for Stage Arts, and it went quite alright. I was like so scared at first because when I looked through the glass window from the waiting room, the judges were like only testing make-up skills, and I don't know anything about make-up. So when they called me I told them up front that I only knew how to do hair and costume, and they were like exclaiming, "Oh finally! We have someone who knows hair!". It turns out that its really rare to find auditionees who knows hair. Most of them are girls who know make-up only. Yay!

After that I went to meet Adam, Hakim, Nani, Sarah and co at Tampines Mall for Nani's birthday. It was fun we went to this little Swesen's booth that's so small, it was like a hideout. We were like making noise and cam-whoring and chaos broke loose when Andre (my baby brother) started shouting at everyone. Then we went to the field facing Tampines Mall and took more pictures. There's this one shot that's so cute everyone was so big and Andre is like so petite holding the pink hand doll thing. Maha!

Hakim, Adam, Nani and I all went to Parkway after that. I was feeling tired already. We checked out some electronics at Best Denki, and I decided to invest in another straightener. This time I'm going to buy the one-function hair straightener, and not those multi-styler ones, because the temperature range is higher. I'm going to wait until I get my laptop, then I'm off to buy a Revlon straightener. Whee!

My mother then picked me up from Parkway and I had to follow her to my uncle's house at Tampines. I was going to die from exhaustion. Imagine going from place to place with a baby around. It was like the longest road trip ever. But it was really fun. Here are some pictures.

The Road Trip

Us at the Swensen's Hideout. Where was I was looking at?

Look its four jumping giants and a blue fairy!

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Liberty..

Omg I feel so liberated this week. In school, I get so much freedom. Since its the first week of school, most of the tutorials are introductions, and last like half an hour only. On Tuesday I was supposed to have 5 hours of school, but only had two because the lecturers dismissed us early. In lectures, we people also get to use handphones, eat candy, and some people were like meddling with their new notebooks. Its like, the land of the free!

I got a call to go down for an audition to join the make-up and hair department of the stage arts CCA. Its like at ten in the morning tomorrow. I'm going to go in the audition room and rant on and on about weave and hair extensions and curling irons and flat-irons and rollers and hairspray. Whee!

Loreal sprays and mousse are great! I've been trying to find the secret to long lasting curls since the middle ages, and I found it at last. The Loreal Mousse and Hairspray don't leave hair feeling hard like a broom, and it holds up curls so much longer. I tested it on my brother's hair, and it lasted about four hours before the curls went limp. That's an achievement because his hair is stubbornly straight, and the last time I did it with the other hairspray the curls lasted five minutes. I used the Studio Line Fix and Shine spray and mousse. Three words. Buy. It. Now. It'll change your life.

I gotta go sleep now. Bye.

The Convention..

Omg the Sports Hall was turned into some freaking CCA convention centre today. There were cheerleaders, dancers, harajuku girls, and future CEO's walking around it was like a huge costume parade. I decided to join the Stage Arts Hair and Make-Up , because we get to do hair, and I love it. I'm just going to hantam the make-up part it doesn't interest me. I also wanted to join Taekwondo, because it looked so cool to kick here and there its like a game, but I decided not to because I'll die from exhaustion. Rene told me the trainings are like boot camp.

The people from NYP are like really open. The cheerleaders' outfits are a little tiny, and the boys from those sports CCAs like to walk around topless. And there's this dance CCA called the School Of Groove or something, the people in there gyrate really great! They were like booty-popping here and there. Hm.

I love the new Loreal Hot Volume! I just bought it yesterday, and I used it before I went to school this morning, and my hair had so much volume it was like Beyonce's. But once I went into air-con in class the volume went off. Meh.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Notebook..

Omg I'm going to get my own notebook! At the NYP atrium today there was like roadshows for Fujitsu and Acer laptops, and I signed up to get one for myself because I need it for tutorials. I've decided to get the latest Acer one, because its the coolest thing ever. There's like a built in webcam, so I don't need to use the toilet mirror anymore to check my hair. I just have to open up the screen and I can see my reflection on the monitor. There's like bluetooth technology in it too and I can install games inside. I can't wait to get it!

I just realised that my school don't give a rat's ass about hair length on guys. There's this senior with past-shoulder length hair, and the lecturers didn't mind him at all. And so many guys have rebonded hair! For some reason they're rebonding is the super straight kind. There's only one senior with a Scary Spice inspired afro. How cool is that.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The First Day..

Omg polytechnic life is so calm and serene. I had lectures and tutorials from 3pm to 8pm today, and I didn't feel tired at all. It feels like university, but there's less work. I had an accounting lecture and an oral comm tutorial today, and both lessons were quite interesting. But when they say polytechnic life is tertiary, they mean it. Students have to print out their own notes, and check the website for updates on what to bring for the next lesson and all that. Lecturers won't tell you what homework to do and all that. And printing isn't free. Thank god I still have money from my past paychecks. If I kept asking my mother for money, she'll think I use it to buy crack or something.

I hate that Carolyn woman from Desperate Housewives! Stupid bitch just goes around shooting people in supermarkets just because her husband cheated on her. She should just stick that gun up her cunt and pull the trigger, because I really hate her. Nora so did not deserve to die at all. If I were there, I'd take a fifteen inch ham slab and shove it up that crazy gun-woman's vagina. Good thing that crazy bitch died. Yes!

I can't believe the ANTM spoof we made got 330 views. I didn't think anyone would watch it its so impromptu and all the "models" (us) have no boobs. Our weave wasn't even fitted on properly it was crooked half the time. Hm.

Okay I gotta go now. I got a lecture at eleven tomorrow. Bye.

The Club Crawl..

Omg I can't wait for the Club Crawl next week at NYP! The huge atrium is going to be filled with people from the different clubs at the school, and I so can't wait to check out the make-up artiste team. I heard they do hair, but its not confirmed yet. One of my classmates said that they'll send you for lessons or something. I'm not interested in the make-up part I'll probably draw animals on the person's face or something. Hm.

My skin is darker now from all the outdoor water games during orientation on Thursday. Its great because now you can't see my dark eye circles I got from sleeping so late. I don't look tired anymore its a medical miracle! I feel great!

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Vacation End..

Omg I'm so sad that holidays are ending. I start tutorials and lectures on Monday. No more playing with my weave. No more waking up late and watching television. I hope the lesson modules aren't difficult, because I heard we have to do Maths. Polytechnic life is kind of independent, you have to go and print out all the notes yourself and the lecturers pretty much won't care if you show up for class or not. As for hair, I feel so common because a number of boys in the school have the same hair length as me. I should like go for like long weave extensions till my hip or something. Being common is so boring.

I gotta go now. Suddenly going to school seems so dreary. Gah. Bye.

The Exhaustion..

Omg orientation was fun, but it was like damn tiring. I went out of the house at like 7.30am, and I came home at 9.15pm. I've been sleeping since 10pm just now and now I'm awake at 3 am to get ready my stuff for tomorrow. There's like sports games and some beauty pageant thing for tomorrow. Life is different now. I'm so tired.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Anxiety..

Omg I'm anxious to see the video of the ANTM spoof that we made yesterday! Adam said he uploaded it on Youtube already, but I can't see it. Its like waiting for the Season Premiere of a really exciting comedy. Anxious!

My poly orientation is like tomorrow. School's starting! I'm kind of glad that my school is so near. I can like walk home and sleep and be back in time and say that I had a bad stomachache or something. I'm going to tell all my new classmates I'm a freak and see how they react. Oo this is going to be interesting. I'm going to randomly shout "Vagina!" at them. Whee!

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Spoof..

Omg we ended up not doing a photoshoot today because we were lazy. Instead, we spoofed random ANTM moments and it was so much fun. I became Monique in one shot and pretended to pee on the bed. It was so funny yet realistic. I'm so tired from acting. I was Tyra, Monique, Ms J, Caridee, and Anchal all in one day. We also re-enacted the phone scene. Will post the video when its uploaded. Ha!

Okay I'm so tired I gotta clean the mess up. Bye.

The Weavologist..

Omg I watched ANTM just now and it was all about hair. The girls had hair makeovers, and their main photoshoot was also about crazy weave and wigs. It was so funny Monique was like crying out of sadness just because they took off her old extensions and were going to put in fresh new ones. Who cries when they're extensions get replaced. If it were me, I'd ask them to put in longer ones. I also just found another job scope. Weavologist. They specialise in wigs and hair extensions. Whee!

The funniest part was when Monique was like hogging the phone for two hours and Anchal just went in and hit the knob to hang up the call. She also said "Fuck You!" to Monique when they were arguing, and when she went for threading to move up her hairline during makeovers, she said, "The threading hurt like bitch but now I no longer have a two-head, I have three (smiles at the camera)". I love Anchal!

I'm going to have a random photoshoot here at my house tomorrow. All the neccessary weave have been prepared. Let's do this! Someone's going to pose like Betty Suarez. Here's Anchal.

The Threading

"The threading. It hurt like bitch."

Okay I gotta go sleep now. Bye

The Quilt..

Omg I bought a new quilt set from Ikea Alexandra! Its like yellow-circle patterned. I never used quilt covers before because I thought they were troublesome, but it looks so much prettier when you put it on the bed. I'm caring about my bed now because its mine and I like sleeping on it, so it has to look pretty. Here are the pictures.

The Bed

My bed with my new mattress. Yellow boobies on my quilt yay!

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The New Mattress..

Omg I got myself a new mattress! It cost like 90 bucks for a single but whatever I need comfort when I sleep. Finally I can wake up without back aches and sinuses. Its really springy I can like bounce on it and jump on it like a mad whore. Later I'm going to follow my mother to Ikea Alexandra to buy some more stuff. My mother hates shopping in Ikea Tampines even though its bigger because she keeps getting lost there. I'm going to buy me a quilt set! I love bed linens.

Okay I gotta go now. I hate air-drying my hair in hot weather. Bye.

The Sleeping Beauty..

Omg I feel like a stressed up sleeping beauty. I need to buy like a new freaking mattress that won't give me backaches or sinuses every morning because it forces my spine into some odd shape when I'm sleeping.When I moved house my mother made me leave my precious hotel standard spring mattress at the other house because we had no space to put it in, so now I'm stuck with two thin syrofoam mats as my mattress. My elder brother's mattress isn't as bad as mine because his one has springs in it and its a proper one, so he doesn't have any problem. When he's not home, I use his bed because I hate mine. Gah!

Today I was having flu and my whole body was aching like crap, so I thought that sleeping might help. I had to use my own bed because my elder brother was home, and I woke up feeling even worse with my drippage and aching limbs and drowsiness. I felt like I was drunk or something. I just went into my mother's room and slept for like half an hour on her queen size spring bed and when I woke up, it was like a miracle. My nose was cleared, my aches were gone, and the drowsy feeling was gone. I'm so going to buy me a new mattress with my own money. It'd be the best money I've ever spent, ever. Whee!

I gotta go browse through some mattress catalogues. Bye.

The Brief Show..

Omg I went for the last day of the Singapore Fashion Festival, which is like, today. The first show was nice I got to see some Singapore designers on the runway. Some of them look like teenagers, but they're actually twenty plus. I saw Denise Keller right opposite me at the show and I was waving like mad to her, and she just grinned maliciously at me like she was going to do something evil. After the show she disappeared before I could mob her. Ha!

The first show was quite long it lasted about half and hour, but the second one was like only ten minutes and we had to queue for like so long. The models hairs were quite normal nothing special just one or two had nice springy curls. One African-American model had long braids though.

My mother turned blonde! She looks those chinese tai-tai (sp?) women now that her hair is like blonde with brown highlights. She told me she was just going to the shop downstairs my house to temp curl her hair, and she came back as a blonde. The shop downstairs my house is actually very good. When they were done with my mother's hair it looked like Angelina Jolie's hair in Alexander, as in the curls. The shop is like quite small only it doesn't look that professional. My mother did all this just for my auntie's wedding. All I did was go for a blow-out and I temp straightened my roots. Whee.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.