Wisteria Lane..

I'm having so much fun playing the Van De Kamps!! Its like controlling an entire episode of Desperate Housewives. I purposely made Rex, Danielle, and Andrew slobs so that Bree could live up to her perfectionist attitude. Bree usually spends her whole day cleaning up after her family when they go out to work and school. When she has some free time, she fixes up things around the house and learns how to cook gourmet meals. She also does her own gardening, and even upholsters her own furniture. Here are some pictures of life on Wisteria Lane.

The Life On Wisteria Lane

Bree Van De Kamp was the perfect stay-at-home mother. She keeps a perfect house, a perfect garden, and cooks perfect gourmet meals.

When her family goes out of the house, Bree gets busy to work.

She washes the dishes, making sure every plate is spotless..

She cleans the bathroom, leaving it sparkling and not a speck of dust in sight..

And when she has the time, Bree fixes her own pipes without the help of the local plumber..

She also cooks the finest gourmet meals, by simply reading off the pages of a mere cookbook..

But what Bree didn't know was that her picture perfect husband wasn't as perfect as he seemed. He was seeing another woman, Miss Paris Hilton..

Okay that's all for today's Desperate Housewives. I have to go wash some dishes of my own. Bye.

Picture Perfect..

I have decided to ditch Paris and Nicole in Sims 2. No. I'm just taking a break from those two. I'm kind of bored of them now. Even the Simple Life on Star World has ended. So I decided to make Bree Van De Kamp from the ever-so-famous Desperate Housewives. I hunted for four hours for her perfectly weird hair and I found it at this French Sims 2 clothing website. I couldn't even read the words. I anyhow clicked the buttons and Bree's hair appeared under the downloads section. I created her Victorian house too. It looks quite realistic to me. Here are some pictures.

"Good Morning, my name is Bree Van De Kamp, and this is and my ever-so perfect house"

Danielle Van De Kamp. Nice cheerleading outfit.

Andrew Van De Kamp.

Rex Van De Kamp. The Cheater.

Bree's house. I made the grass super green so that it'll look like Wisteria Lane.

Okay that's all for the picture perfect Vand De Kamps. I have to finish up my Social Studies project. Its due on Monday.

The Shopping Spree..

Omg Paris and Nicole are such rich bitches. Paris just went on a shopping spree this morning and she bought $15,000 worth of clothes. In the Sims 2, one piece of clothing costs $200. That's really expensive. Anyway, now Paris and Nicole finally have a nice wardrobe. That means that they don't have to wear the same outfit twice anymore. Hooray!! Here are some pictures.

Nicole's working outfit. Isn't it nice? It took me three days to find this one.

Paris and her stylish Roxy shirt. Loves it.

Isn't this outfit just gorgeous? I found it at a really professional Sims 2 clothing site.

Nicole's favourite underwear. That's really hot.

Nicole as Helena.

Okay I think I better go now. There's only an hour left till mosque and the house is a wreck. I have to clean it up. By the way, go and see Hakim's blog. There's a cool picture of a Sim as a zombie. Bye.

My Happy Ending..

Omg my Sims 2 is BACK!! I can't believe it!! I've never felt so happy in my entire life. Here's what really happened. I downloaded some windows updates for my Windows XP Professional Edition and after I downloaded the updates, my computer crashed for the second time. My mother sent it again to the repair shop, but they didn't reformat to Home Edition. They just fixed the computer programming. It turns out that the Windows Updates I downloaded enabled my computer to be Sims 2 compatible again. So now my computer is just Windows XP, not professional or home edition. How cool is that!! And I ressurected the dead Paris and Nicole. They seem pretty alive right now. I made Nicole to be thinner, and Paris to have shorter hair. I couldn't find any longer hair for Paris, so now she has shoulder length platinum blonde hair. Nicole is now a natural blonde. And they are now filthy rich again. I extended their old tiny house and now it looks like a beach house. By the way, I downloaded 145 outfits for Paris and Nicole yesterday. Here are some pictures.

The new and improved Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Don't they look more slutty than they did before?

Paris and her favourite statue.

Nicole and her favorite hedge sculpture.

Home Sweet Home.

I'll post more pictures later when I play again. I still haven't done my stupid Social Studies project. Screw it. Bye.

The Great Depression..

I'm falling into a state of deep depression. My computer crashed about a week ago and my mother sent it to the repair shop to get it fixed. The repair people got it fixed and they totally reformat my computer into Windows XP Professional edition and now I can't even freaking play my ever so beloved Sims 2. The Professional edition doesn't support Sims 2's high power graphics, so my Sims 2 is totally GONE. I'll miss you Sims 2. Goodbye Paris and Nicole. Goodbye to the beautiful clothes I downloaded. Goodbye to the mansions that I built. I feel as though I lost my best friend. I'm going to resort to suicide. Bye.

The Simple Catfight..

Omg help!! Paris and Nicole are fighting in Sims 2!! I know its a little late to post now at 3 am in the morning but who cares. It all started when Paris was dancing with Nicole in the living room. Nicole's new boyfriend, Daniel Pleasant, came over to their house and started to make out with Nicole smack right in front of Paris' face. Paris became really angry because she was jealous that Nicole had a boyfriend and she didn't. So Paris and Nicole started fighting and there was some slapping involved. In the end, their relationship level became really low and they became enemies. This is such a coincidence. The real life Paris and Nicole are fighting right now for the exact same reason. Boyfriend problems. Here are some pictures. By the way, Nicole got some pink highlights for her hair.

Paris and Nicole were groovily dancing to the music because they had nothing else better to do that night.

When all of a sudden, Nicole's boyfriend comes over and started making out with Nicole right in front of Paris.

Paris got really jealous and pissed off, so she slapped Nicole smack in the face.

Nicole started crying, and Paris followed soon after. It was a very emotional night.

Now they're like totally ignoring each other. I have to fix this. This could be the end of the Simple Life.

Okay my panda eyes are gonna show soon if I don't get some sleep. Bye.

The Report Book..

Today I got back my report book. It's so horrible. I failed four subjects and passed only three. I told my mother and she took it quite calmly. She sounded really disappointed though. She said that she was expecting my lousy results. Screw Sec 3 life. It sucks rotten eggs.

I was so depressed that I went home to play Sims 2 before going to mosque. Paris went shopping again, but this time she bought some bling-bling and shades. She also bought a new outfit, some magazines, and some computer games. Nicole, however, was busy socialising with her neighbours. She has five boyfriends now. Her most recent boyfriend is Daniel Pleasant. He's a married father who is working as a football coach. I took some pictures of them filrting in the living room. By the way, I also added Lindsay Lohan's Rumors into the stereo. Here are the pics.

Nicole + Daniel Pleasant = Scandal.

Paris doing some gardening. Isn't her gardening outfit extremely skimpy?

Paris multi-tasking. She's flirting and trimming the hedges at the same time.

Paris in her new outfit with her new shades and bling-bling.

Paris dancing to Rumors. I'm tired of rumors starting, I'm sick of being followed.

The Catfight..

Yesterday I played Sims 2 till 3 again. If I keep this up, soon I'm gonna develop panda eyes like Mr Mubarak. Lol. Anyway, Hakim taught me how to put in my own songs into the Sims 2 radio system. So when you play the radio in the Sims 2, your song will come out. I put in Britney Spears Do Something and Ciara's 1,2 step. It was so fun. I made Paris dance in her clubbing outfit to Ciara's 1,2 step and it was so cool. She was dancing as if she was the president of the Dance Club or something.

Paris got involved in a catfight yesterday in Sims 2. There was this stupid guy, Komei (what a dumb name), who walked past their house and kicked over their trash can. I got pissed and made Paris confront Komei, and soon they were slapping each other like seals gone wild. They got into a fight and Paris attacked Komei, and in the end Paris won the fight because her fitness level was higher. And Nicole has a new boyfriend. He's short, fair, and is eight years old. Here are some pictures.

Paris dancing to Ciara's 1,2 Step in her new clubbing outfit. Ain't it cool?

Nicole and her new eight year old boyfriend, Chandler. He's so cheeky. He's staring straight at her assets.

Paris slapping Komei for kicking over her trash can. The trash can is right behind her.

He slaps Paris back. What an asshole. Paris is going to call her lawyer.

Paris got so pissed she attacked Komei. That's hot.

Paris winning the fight. Hooray!! Who says Miss Hilton can't get down and dirty?

"Boo Hoo!! I want my mummy", says Komei.

Nicole farting. Quick! Call the tabloids!!

Okay that's all for the Simple Life today. I gotta go clean up the house now. Bye.