Unreachable..

I am so helpless. I can't reach the computer like I used to. Now I feel like I'm in a prison cell. Nothing to do but wait till the key comes and unlocks the door to freedom. I can't blog-hop, I can't chat. I can't do anything in this house anymore. And my family is about to mutiny. Help.

I just realised that my life is identical to Bree Van De Kamp's. She cleans like there's no tomorrow, she hates being messy, she can't stand stains, she loves being neat and her whole freaking family is falling apart like a giant cookie. Right now my whole family is going nuts. My mother came home today, and she was sulking so much I could have made a decent broom out of her face. She never talked to my father, at all, not even a single peep. Then she scolded my brother for nothing, which is so weird. And then she was like bossing me around like I was some kind of house chambermaid who had nothing better to do but scrub the floors using a toothbrush. She asked me to charge her handphone for her, make her tea, wash the dishes, do laundry and clean up the living room. And when I was done, I was just in time for Desperate Housewives. I'm starting to find that show a little scary and not funny anymore. There's murder now. Its so freaky.

Okay, my mother might hear me typing. Bye.

Undiscovered..

I am so scared. My mother found out about my blog when she was going through some feng shui websites yesterday. She accidentally clicked my blog address and ended up on my blog. She read some of my posts and then she shouted so loud and nagged at me like nobody's business. Now I've been banned from using the computer. I'm secretly blogging right now. I'm supposed to be doing my English Report, but I have already finished it and its beside my lovely warm bed. I'm feeling extremely withdrawn. Like a dying tortoise. Help me. Someone save me.

It was so scary when I saw my mother reading my blog. Her eyes were so huge when she was scanning my posts. When I walked into my room, I saw what she was doing and I did what Sarah told me to do if my parents were to read my blog. I threw a tantrum and said stuff about my mother not respecting my privacy. In return, my mother shouted at me very very loudly and then she password locked the computer. Now, I can only log on to the computer with her permission. So there goes the 'I want to blog everyday' oath. Down the drain, just like my whole fcuking life. Fcuk.

Everybody thinks I can make blog templates. Its so weird. I don't even have a single clue on how to fix in scrollbars, and some people want me to make a whole sopisticated template. I'm only good at adding in stuff to existing templates that are blank and boring. So sorry I-sya. I can't help you make a new template. Ask Farah. She has the Adobe something, that helps make cool templates. By the way, I added in a wishlist. Instead of putting in words, I put in pictures of the things I want. I just want the lipstick Nokia 7280 phone for display. It look pretty sleek and slender. I like it. So cool. If I by any chance get my claws on it, I'll just call people and snap pictures with it. I heard that its freaking hard to sms with that phone. You have to use joystick to select the alphabets. But I know I-sya would love one feature of the lipstick phone. It has a screen that changes into a mirror when its inactive. So if I-sya buys the lipstick phone, she won't need a pocket mirror anymore! That phone is so purr-fect for vain ports. No offence to I-sya.

Okay I think I'd better go now. Its a little late and I have to go to school early in the morning tomorrow just to hand in my English Report. Okay good night. Bye.

The Paycheck..

I finally got my long-awaited paycheck! Technically, its not exactly a paycheck. Yesterday, my mum went shopping and bought me so much stuff, just because I had been so good and kept the house spotless for two weeks. I had been cleaning and cleaning like there's no tomorrow. Let's see, she bought me some Fila T-shirts, a few Op pants, and she wanted to get me a new Op bag, but I refused, because I loved my current sling bag so much and didn't want to change. And then I showed her the pair of Nike shoes I wanted, but it cost around $150, and she said that I could get it the next time I keep the house spotless again. And if I am super good and keep the house sparkling, she might even get me the Nokia 7280, which costs around $870. Omg, I'm beginning to sound like some materialistic jackass. No offence to the people who terasa. Lol.

Today I'm stuck at home because I didn't want to follow my family to the zoo. My mother and father wanted to bring my baby brother to go see elephants poop in a cage. And from what I know, zoos are just plain nasty. There are mosquitos all around and the place smells like dead fish. And you do not wanna know what a dead fish smells like. I asked my father to go to the Bird Park, but no, he oh so wanted to go to the zoo, which is on the other side of Singapore. Travel so far to see lions stoning on a stupid rock that isn't even real. Lol, I'm starting to sound like one of those anti-zoo people down by the docks. Maha!

I still haven't done my dumb book report. I have been waiting for Licia to come online so I can ask her to print the report for me, but no, she hasn't showed up yet. I think she's doing it on purpose. And Mdm Sharifah's coming back to school on Wednesday. I'd better work fast. Actually, I'm almost done with my report. Its just the printing. Really big problem. I hate book reports. Hmph.

Okay, I think I'll go play a little bit of Sims 2 now. I haven't played it for so long. Today, I'm going to make Gabrielle do it with the maid. Bye.

Hi back again. I didn't play Sims 2 just now. Instead, I was searching for desperate housewives websites. So cool, can watcg video clips and all that. Anyway, there's this really cool icons that I want to post. Here they are.

Oh shit!

Get me outta here. Now.

Okay that's all. I have to go do more chores now. Two words. Bree Rocks!!

Current Affairs..

Whee!I'm so happy! So many people have been coming to my blog for the past few days. My blogpatrol meter went from zero to 109 in just a week. I never knew so many people read my blog. I always thought that only friends like Hakim and I-sya came to my blog, just for the fun of it. This means I should blog more. Maha!

I haven't been playing Sims 2 for almost a week, and I miss making the Solis family suffer and crumble apart. First of all, I made Gabrielle flirt with the guy maid in front of Mama Solis. You should have seen Mama Solis' face. She was covering her eyes, and pretending to vomit like some sick cow. Next, Carlos somehow fell in love with his colleague, Melissa Fancey, who is such a big flirt. She comes over to the house almost everyday and she calls him all the time. And once, the pair made out on the couch while Gabrielle was sound asleep in her room. And the best part was that Mama Solis was watching from the kitchen. Speaking of Mama Solis, she fell in love with this blonde bimbo named Dina Caliente. She is now officially lesbian. Lol. Talk about desperate. Ha! Ha! Ha! Here are some pictures.

While her dear husband was out working, Gabrielle decided to have some fun by flirting with her new maid, John. What she didn't know was that she was under the watchful eye of her 'caring' mother, Mama Solis.

Soon the pair became lovers, and Gabrielle took more risks by visiting John in the middle of the night, when Carlos was sound asleep.

But what Gabrielle didn't know was that Carlos himself was having an affair with the ever so flirtatious Melissa Fancey.

The relationship got more intimate, and Carlos fell deeply in love with Melissa.

When her constant flirting got a tad boring to John, Gabrielle decided to change her looks and spice up the relationship a little.

She got a new wardrobe, a hair extension and a whole new figure.

Mama Solis, on the other hand, started to find her new neighbour, Dina Caliente, somewhat attractive, and thus, bloomed another neighbourhood romance.

Okay I sound exactly like the narrator of Deperate Houseiwves. Lol. I think I'd better go now. I'm so tired from attending the ever so boring Enterprise Club. Bye.

Mini-Me..

Today's entry is going to be super short because I still have a whole lot of chores to do. I'm going to post two pictures of the 'eating buddies' later, but now, lets all talk about my life. Something drastic happened in Hakim's dysfunctional family. I'd love to blog about it, but he swore me to secrecy. So bug him tomorrow in school about the incident.

On Friday, Sarah brought her digital camera to school and we were snapping pictures away like noone's business. She gave me a couple of the pictures, but I kind of accidentally deleted them by mistake. I also went to Rachel's blog and stole a picture with my face in it. So here they are. By the way, I just went to I-sya's picture gallery and I noticed that she looks like J.Lo, with the braided hair and all. I'm going to laugh at her on Monday. Maha!

Sham, Me, Hakim, and Hannah. I look possessed in this picture. Lol. Sham looks like some cool kental, Hannah looks nice, and Hakim looks like some cheerleader cheering for her squad.

J.Lo wannabe.

Mini-Me. Credits to Rachel for taking this picture without me knowing. Lol.

Okay, I think I'll go now. Lots of chores to do. Bye.

Lost & Found..

Omg I haven't been blogging for so long! I feel so unloyal to my blog. Lol. Anyway, a whole lot of stuff had happened for the past few days. Firstly, I lost my wallet. Along with my ez-link card, money, house card, phone card, and a whole lot of other stuff. And on the day after that, which was Thursday, I went to the wallet shop at Tampines Mall to buy a new Billabong wallet, which costs around twenty bucks. I bought it using my hard-saved money by the way.

Just now when I went to the office to report my lost ez-link card, they found my whole wallet, stashed away in the clerk's drawer. The only problem was that the boy who found it stole my money and my ez-link card. Lucky for me, I always keep my spare money in this secret zip compartment at the back of my wallet. So I got back fifteen of my lost twenty bucks. But what worries me is my ez-link. I've had it since like what, sec one? It so sentimental. Boo Hoo. I'm gonna cry, like Nuriman. Maha!

I just noticed I-sya is like some kind of rich bitch. She's so loaded you know. I think her family has enough money to live in a mansion. First of all, she has the new Nokia phone that appears on television all the time. Its the flip open version that costs about four hundred dollars. Second, her whole house got a renovation and her whole family got new ikea furniture. Third, she and her siblings always get to have new shoes, clothes, accesories, and stuff, and all they have to do is ask. She also wears branded and expensive clothes when she goes out. I wish my mother was as spendthrift as her mom. No, thats' bad. I'll become a tramp in a week. No offence I-sya.

Hakim was being attacked by the whole recess group. Everyone hated him on Thursday, but today, everyone was like back to normal with him. Except someone. And that someone is so fcuking irritating. He acts like some kind of hard core bapok changi. Simply sickening. When Lee Shu Wen was filming something for the IT club, he purposely talked to her in front of the camera so that he would be in the video. And when I teased him just now, he got all emotional and started to ignore me.

He had always had a problem with Hakim. He keeps on dissing Hakim behind his back. So when he gossiped about Hakim in front of my face during recess, I blew up and told him off. I said, ''Why the hell do you have a freaking prob with Hakim. I you want to bitch about him, do it in front of his face. I seriously don't know what the fcuk is your freaking problem. If you got pasal, take it somewhere else. Go to the gay club or something and suck some gigolo's dick.'' And then Hannah extra extra go and say, '' Ya lah, what's your problem.''. What an asshole. And when I called him just now to apologize, he hung up the phone on me. Pondan Simei.

Puppies..

I actually got the line, ''I just can't find something big enough to support these puppies'', from a really funny show called my wife and kids. It so hilarious! I watch it everyday. Only on the Disneychannel. Lol. The line is supposed to be really sick, but I shall be discreet and not explain it on my blog, in courtesy of some people who have absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever.

Today I decided to skip the ever so boring Enterprise Club because I was so malas to go. Already in the morning, I woke up late for school and had to take the bus because my bum father was too lazy to send me. So I reached school at around 7.35, pretty fast considering I woke up at seven o'clock. By the way, I did shower and wear a clean uniform before I went to school, unlike some people who just run to school from their HDB flat house in Bedok South without showering at all, who owns a name with initials KF (Kwok Foong), from 3R. Omg I'm so lame. Like my A-Maths teacher Mr Yong, who teaches my class 3U, which rocks.

Anyway, I played Sims 2 again. This time I gave Mama Solis another Makeover. Now she looks like a hooker working down by the docks. No offence to all those people who terasa. Lol.

Welcome to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Now presenting, Mama Solis modelling a beautiful hooker-style ensemble, specially deisgned by renowned whore, Catie Anderson. (No offence)

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Next on the show is Gabrielle Solis, modelling a divine array of Summer Designs, created by historic desginer, Lady Godiva.

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Here is Gabrielle Solis, modelling a swinging variety of party outfits, designed by professional model, Tyra Banks.

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Thank You for attending the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. We hope you had a pleasant time. Goodbye.