Birthday Bitch..

YAY!! Mary-Kate from my Sims 2 finally grew up into a hot, sexy, delicious adult!! I'm so friggin happy!! I'd been waiting for ages for Mary-Kate to grow up, but time passed so bloody slowly. Finally, the time has come. Adult Mary-Kate looks a little like a crossover between Tyra Banks and Paris Hilton. Really hot. I love her hair. She's even hotter than her own Mom, our dearest Paris Hilton. I think I'm gonna do the legacy challenge with the Hilton family. I'm so excited!!

By the way, Cikgu Nora said that she visits my blog. I was in total shock when she said that. I never thought teachers would visit my blog, but I guess I was wrong about that. Since teachers visit my blog now, I'd better be more discreet in all my posts. No more obscene pictures for me anymore. No more Sims wearing lingerie, and no more Sims doing stuff like kissing and making out. Nope. No more.

Today I went on a stationary shopping spree. I bought a only a few stuff, but I spent twenty dollars of my own hard-saved money. Prices these days are so high. Hmph. I bought a Scream City foolscap pad, correction tape with refill, correction pen, two ink pens, two writable CD's, and a pack of staple bullets. I also bought a small bottle of Renu Hydraclear Solution. Solution costs 5 bucks. How pricey. I used to buy it at like 3 bucks only. Omg I'm such a budget buddy.

Mary-Kate smiling for the camera.

I wish, I wish upon a cake..

Okay. I was super super excited at this point. She's gonna grow up any second!!

YAY!! Mary-Kate you look GORGEOUS!!

Mary-Kate consoling her mother, Paris. Paris was crying because she wasn't the hottest woman in the neighbourhood anymore.

Okay I gotta go now. I have to wash some dishes in the sink. Bye.

The Parade..

Yesterday I went to the National Day Parade Final Rehearsal with my two brothers, and it was so freaking crowded. There was like a mob of people, and it was only a final rehearsal. Imagine what it would be like if were the 9th of August. There'll be riots or something. My parents are inside the parade, so they got free tickets to see the show. They forced me and my brothers to go, and so we went. The parade was really colourful. There were marching band people wearing bright colours and they were seriously shaking their booty while playing their instruments. But the fireworks was the best part. It was so bloody beautiful and gorgeous. I love it. Then came the song thing. Everyone was like cheering for Taufik and that Rui En woman. Next week, I'm gonna ask my mother to get autographs for me. I've never had a famous person's signature before.

I just realised that Mary-Kate from my Sims 2 is really smarter than her mother, Paris. She started learning to meditate later than Paris, and she can already teleport around the house. Paris is still stuck on levitation though, and she has been meditating for two days straight. I guess what Hakim said was true. Teenagers and Children do learn skills faster than adults in Sims 2.

Paris is already learning to levitate. Her dear daughter is still stuck on the ground. LOSER.

Right after i took the previous pic, Mary-Kate levitated off the ground.

See ya, don't wanna be ya.

Ta-Dah. Mary-Kate just teleported two feet away from her original position.

Okay I'm so excited, and for once I actually did all my homework before playing Sims 2. Since I only have housework to do, I'm gonna clean up the bloody house and then play Sims 2 again. Bye.

The Hidden Powers..

Today we had our usual Friday Assembly, and it was so much fun!! There were so many nice performances, but Hakim, Adam, and Nuriman, being really critical, insulted most of them. They insulted my rocking class 3U's on-stage skit, saying that Liana was acting cute and that her dancing sucked eggs. I thought Liana danced really good, and her acting was perfect. They insulted the Chinese Dancers from Dunman High, saying that they were dancing like a group of possessed pornstars. The Malay Dance people danced really good though. Even Miss Soh was praising them. I heard her because I was sitting right next to her.

I just realised that Sims 2 is really cool!! Its the coolest game I've ever played in my entire life. I just found out that if you make your Sim meditate for a really long time, he or she can teleport around the house. And the way they teleport is a little like orbing. I made Nicole teleport around the house as though she was some kind of witch or something. By the way, Mary-Kate has just turned lesbian. Here are some pictures.

Nicole teleporting from the bedroom. I was so shocked because it was my first time seeing it too.

Nicole magically appears in the living room.

The magic wearing off. Isn't it exactly like orbing?

Ta-Dah! Nicole's has just successfully teleported! By the way, she's still levitating off the ground.

Mary-Kate turning Lesbian. She has a fetish for the Van De Kamp family. That's Danielle Van De Kamp by the way.

Okay I wanna go make Paris learn to teleport too. That'll make it easier for her to have sex in six different rooms simultaneously. Bye.

The Deadly Sims..

Omg Paris and Mary-Kate Hilton are the most evil people I've ever made in my Sims 2!! They do so much bad things. Firstly, they have affairs with at least four men at any one time. Secondly, they have sex at least three times a day, with a different man at each time. And lastly, they go around stealing skills from any other Sim that enter their home. Right now Paris has finally maximised her cooking skills, only because she stole them from her neighbour, Brandi Broke. Brandi used to work as a chef, so she has great cooking skills. But all her skills are now transferred to Paris' body. Nicole, on the other hand, is hard-working. She works out at the gym to get her body skills, unlike her friend Paris, who steals them. Here are some pictures.

The Collector

Paris stealilng her neigbour Brandi Broke's cooking skills using the SimVac. It really sucks.

Paris stealing her maid's cleaning skills. She should have stolen them from Bree.

Mary-Kate stealing one of her boyfriend's charisma skills. They broke up right after that. But Mary-Kate didn't really care as she had four more boyfriends left.

Mary-Kate secretly stealing Paris' boyfriend's body skills. She was desperate because she was getting a little fat.

Nicole prefers gaining her own body skills, rather than steal them.

Mary-Kate snuggling her latest boyfriend, Andrew Van De Kamp. Wait till Bree sees this.

Okay I am so tired from school right now and I need to go faint on my bed. Bye.

The Invitation..

Omg today I invited Hakim, Nuriman and Adam to my house to play Sims 2 and it was the dumbest and most irrtating house party I have ever had in my entire life. Hakim and Adam weren't so bad, they were taking turns and were actually sharing the computer. We were playing Sims 2 happily when Nuriman just pushed us away and hogged the game, when he didn't even know how to play it. Hakim was pissed at him, so we created a family consisting of Nuriman, Shamsydar, Adam , Me and Hakim. Shamsydar was there only to be Nuriman's dearing wife. We secretly married them without Nuriman knowing. When Nuriman found out, he became all desperate and started banging the keyboard. Soon after, he gave up and he sat in one corner and pretended to cry. Nuriman, if you wanna cry, please have the courtesy to do it right. You sounded like some sick duck trying to pee. So Nuriman desperately tried to have an affair with Paris Hilton, who is our next door neighbour. Paris totally ignored him, and she went off to flirt with the Sim version of me instead. Its a dream come true!! Whee. By the way, no offence to Shamsydar. We were just trying to tease Nuriman. Here are some pictures.

Nuriman trying to grope Shamsydar's left buttock. Nuriman's the one in the jacket. Please, get a room!

That's me lying on the floor, dead. I comitted suicide like Mary-Alice Young because I couldn't stand living another second with Nuriman and Shamsydar lip-locking each other. Look, I have blue blood! (No offence to Sham)

Okay, that's all for this crappy Sims drama. Nuriman was hogging the computer, so we didn't get to finish building our house. Once again, no offence Shamsydar. If you feel offended Sham, tell me. I'll delete the pictures from my blog. Bye.

The Sweet Sixteen..

Omg Mary-Kate Hilton from my Sims 2 grew up into a teenager just now in the afternoon!! I'm so excited. That was the only one thing that kept me away from the depressing thought that Desperate Housewives is over. I hate this. Why can't they keep showing re-reruns of the previous episodes. Its ten times better than some stupid horror story show called 'Incredible Tales'. I hope that show dies like Martha Huber. Right now Star World is finally showing Desperate Housewives, but its just not the same. The background music is different. Its not as nice as Channel 5's one. Help me before I commit suicide like Mary-Alice Young.

Mary-Kate's birthday was like some sweet sixteen party gone wrong. There were no party guests, but Paris and Nicole were looking as glamorous as ever wearing their formal gowns. There was only one cake and no guests because I decided to have the party at 1 am in the morning, when everyone was asleep. Here are some pictures.

The Super Sweet Sixteen

Before her birthday, Mary-Kate became best friends with this girl named Brittany. How sweet. Best friends forever.

Before her party, Mary-Kate was skipping all around the living room like some crazy social bunny.

The Moment of Truth.

Its coming closer!! I was really excited at this point.

Ta-Dah!! Nah. Come to think of it, Mary-Kate's not as pretty as her mom. Reject.

Paris preparing some sausage brutenesca with turkey.

Nicole's transport to work. A grey bus.

Hakim said he wanted to see Nicole's lingerie set. So here it is.

Butterfly Bra. Its all natural.

Okay its late now I have to go sleep. Bye.

The Not So Simple Life..

Today I finally got to play Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in Sims 2!! I re-made them into more realistic versions. Paris finally has long blonde hair and Nicole has the wavy-rebonded hair combination. I have decided to make Paris have a daughter. I named Paris' daughter Mary-Kate, after one of the Olsen twins. She has no father though. Right now they are all living in a beach house. Nicole has gotten a job in the Althletic career track, and Paris is a desperate housewife. I plan on making Paris fall in love with the postman, and then make her have an affair with her next-door neighbour. Here are some pictures.

Confessions of a Heiress

Paris and Nicole's beach house. Did you know their neighbour is Bree Van De Kamp?

Paris and Mary-Kate Hilton. Like mother like daughter.

Nicole preparing some protein shakes for herself. She loves her job as an athlete.

Working at the carwash!!

Paris flirting with the postman.

Mary-Kate reading her mother's book, the Confessions of A Heiress.

Okay I have to go do my homework now. I hate this. Bye.

The Hiatus..

Omg I've been away and gone on my so-called Hiatus for two weeks now. I'm such an unfaithful blogger. It has been a friggin busy two weeks. Today was the first time in two weeks that I touched my beloved Sims 2. I had to finish up my Social Studies project, attend some dumb enterprenuership course, and now, I have to do a stupid comic strip on Iceland for SS.

There were many changes in teachers ever since I came back to school. Now Hakim's SS teacher, Miss Soh, is MY Social Studies teacher. It turns out that Miss Tang, my previous SS teacher, had ditched my class to teach the Sec 2's Geography. How dumb. And Miss Soh is also my class' Co-Form Teacher. She isn't all that bad. Hakim keeps on saying that Miss Soh is a rainbow bitch, but she's really nice to my class. She gives us extensions on our projects, and she doesn't scold us for nothing, unlike Mr Eng. Thank God the school gave us a new Physics teacher. His name is Mr Mubarak, and he teaches really good. But unfortunately he has a certain drone in his voice that knocks me out flat. During every one of his lessons, I pay so much attention to him that I end up sleeping. From now on, I vow to sleep early so that I can keep awake during Mr Mubarak's lessons. Amen.

By the way, I'm saving up for the Sims 2 Nightlife and Sims 2 University Expansion Packs. I heard that in Nightlife, there'll be vampires. When I get Nigtlife, I'm plan on making a vampire cave. It will be so much fun!! I can't wait. Bye.

Charmed Again..

Yesterday I was so bored and I decided to make the three sisters from Charmed and their ever so Victorian house. Its quite realistic. I finally found some long hair for my Sims 2 all thanks to Hakim!! He told me about this website that had lots of great stuff. I went there and I found some really nice long hair. There's even a curly-rebonded combination. The top is wavy and the ends are rebonded straight. It looks a little like the Olsen sisters hair. By the way, that website even had the Book Of Shadows. I downloaded the book but I couldn't find the book stand. How sad. Here are some pictures.

Charmed Again

The Halliwell Manor.

Piper Halliwell. If only I had Sims 2 University, I could make zombies go after her.

Paige with the wavy-rebonded hair.

Phoebe Haliwell.

Okay that's all for the pictures. I don't think I can play the Charmed ones anymore. Everytime I play the Manor, my Sims 2 gameplay becomes really slow and laggy. It must be a glitch. Bye.