The Secret Show..

Omg yesterday I went to check out Youtube for the Harry Potter Spoof Video and I found out that it has so many other interesting things. It has music videos, movie clips, and I even found the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show clips. I watched all of them again yesterday and it was so much fun!! I saw Gisele Bundchen again. I used to think that Youtube was like some music video website where the codes don't ever work, but I was wrong. Just so you know, Miss Lee uploaded the motivation camp videos on Youtube. There's also videos of past Smash'd rehearsals. Its like having your own video store. Ha.

Yesterday ANTM was kind of boring. Tyra had the Cycle Five Reunion on her talkshow, and it was so unlike Oprah. Oprah's nicer. She only gave each of the girls like a minute each to talk, and she gave Nicole all the limelight just because she was the winner. I also think Coryn finally got rich, because she dyed her hair bright blonde and permed her ends too. She might even have her own Billboard. Here's the video clip. Shut off the music video on top before you watch.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2005

Okay I gotta go sleep now. Bye.

The Hairy Situation..

Omg yesterday I got so pissed off with my hair that I cut it myself. My fringe was like frizzy and all over the place and it looked so freaking messy, so I tried using some moisturiser but it didn't work. Then I tried using shampoo and conditioner but that didn't work either. I tried using a hair moisturising mask but that was uselss too. So I took a pair of kitchen scissors and snipped off all the dry ends myself. After I was done with the cutting, my hair suddenly became really smooth and my curls were much more bouncy. And it looks fine too. Yay, I can qualify to be a hair stylist. I know how to rebond, perm, cut and trim. My hair is weird. My front is curly, but my back is like bone straight. I asked my father, and he said that my hair was naturally like that. Some people think I went for rebonding or something. As if, my mother would'nt let me. Ha.

I just called my mother ten minutes ago to tell her about my progress report that I've been hiding for over a week now. I simply told her that I passed everything except both my Maths and she just said okay. She also said she'll call a tutor for me. Then she said bye and hung up. And she didn't even sound angry. Last year I failed so many subjects and she didn't even shout or scream at me. My mother is so weird yet so fabulous. Yay my mom!

Okay I gotta go shake my booty to Beep now. Its playing on the television. Bye.

The Sickness..

Omg for the past two days I've been sick with the same sore throat and flu that I had last month. It wasn't that much of a problem until my father brought me to see a doctor. The doctor said that my whole upper respiratory system was extremely congested and the traces of my past infections were still present. So he prescribed like tons of pills for me. I've been taking them and they make me feel like some mad drug addict. My mood changes just like that. Yesterday I was all happy in the morning and when I went for Maths remedial I suddenly became really angry. Oh god I'm the next Alice in Wonderland. Its a book about drugs by the way. Miss Lee told us about it during Lit class. Whee.

Yesterday was the final episode of ANTM 5. I thought Nik rebonded her hair, but it was just a really convincing straightening job. I didn't get to see Coryn or Lisa in the finale fashion show. Boo. They only showed the past winners like Naima and Eva. Naima looks so weird with long hair. She should really just cut all her hair off and remain bald for the rest of her life. Yay I can't wait for next week's reunion. Jayla's going to return as a blonde. Yay Jayla.

I suddenly love the Pussycat Dolls. Yay Pussies.

Okay I gotta go now. I'm having mood swings. Bye.

The Oprah Show..

Omg I had motivation camp for the past three days, and the yesterday was especially awkward. Our parents were asked to come with no given reason, and it turned out to be some parent-child appreciation session. It was like Oprah. It was such an emotional counselling session. Everyone was like crying, even the boys. There was this part where the child had to go up on stage and make some kind of speech to their parents. I wanted to do it, but my Mom wasn't there because she was sick. My Dad was busy taking care of my baby brother. Hamizah went on stage, and her speech was extremely moving. I needed extra tissues. Maybellyn was telling me about how she was really mean to her parents, so I asked her to go up. She was reluctant at first, but she did it anyway. She said that she had never cried in front of anyone ever, because she didn't want to be seen as weak. Then when she was doing her speech, she started to break down. I was being like Tyra and said that it was the most beautiful side of her anyone had ever seen.

I'm so tired. I had to sit in the AV Theaterette for three whole days and my booty hurts. On the last day of the camp, they played this song from the computer and I started dancing with Rionita. Then suddenly the motivator asked everyone if they wanted to see me dance. Everyone from 4U (my extremely lovely delightful class) shouted "Yes!" extremely loudly. So I went in front and started shaking my booty like Paris Hilton. I wanted to go on the tables, but I was afraid I might be sued for starting an illegal bartop dancing studio or something. After I finished, I couldn't believe that I just danced like a whore in front of 4 U, N, and I. Well whatever, it was fun.

Okay I gotta go rest my ass. It still aches. Bye.

The Reward..

Today I had so much fun in Enterprise Club. Too bad its the last meeting for the Sec 4's and we can never ever come back ever again. So, Miss Woon randomly grouped everyone and I ended up the only Sec 4 in my group. I became the project manager and I had to like give my group a name. I ended up naming my group The Virgins, and Hakim named his group The Pussycat Dolls. We all had to design and make this product and get ready an advertisement and everything. It was like a cheap version of the Apprentice, because we were only given a pack of straws, a pair of scissors and some tin foil, markers and tape. It was seriously like a segment on Budget Buddies.

I suggested making a hair straightener using the materials, and my group immediately agreed because most of them were girls. It was so much fun. It turns out that all the girls in my group love their hair too. We were talking about frizz and shampoos. I presented my group product and it was kind of boring and suckish. Hakim presented too and he was singing Don'cha in front of everyone as his jingle. He looked like Nicole, the lead singer from Pussycat Dolls. It was hilarious. The Virgins won a reward for best product because everyone loved the straightener. Yipee.

Cikgu Nora gave us so much Malay homework to do. I have a book review and a composition due tomorrow. I'm screwed. I don't mind doing a book review, but I don't understand a word in the freaking book that I chose. I think the title is "Kakak" or something. Its "Sister" in English. I asked Nafisah if she knew what the book was about, and she said that it was all about sex and violence. Oh my god.

Okay I gotta go do homework. Bye.

The Broken Appliance..

Omg my most important cleaning appliance broke down today. I was happily vaccuming the floor when suddenly my vacuum broke down. I spent an hour trying to fix the thing but it didn't help one bit. So I had to freaking sweep everything in my filthy house up. I hate sweeping. Its so tiring. I seriously looked like one of those Indonesian maids who wear rags and pull all their hair back when I was sweeping. My neighbour saw me cleaning everything up, and I bet she thinks that my mom abuses me or something. The only reason I do all these chores voluntarily is because my mom gave me her television. Maha.

My relatives are coming over to my house in half an hour. I hope my cousin is coming. She's only in primary three, but her weave is damaged as hell. Its because everytime she comes over, I do all sorts of things to her hair. It has been through straightening, blow-drying, curling, crimping, and I also put rollers in her hair. She's quite vulnerable. She asked if all that heat would damage her hair, and I told her that the hair spray protects it. She believed me. Oh well.

Okay I gotta go plug in the blow-dryer and wait for my cousin. Bye.

The New House..

Omg I'm finally moved in!! I'm blogging from my new house right now. Actually I've been moved in since Monday, but I couldn't blog about it because I'm busy as hell unpacking and cleaning. Its so tiring. On Monday I stayed up till like two am unpacking all the boxes for my room. Its amazing how many books I have. No really, I have an entire library. I was those kind of primary school children who do nothing but read books all day and night. Nowadays all I ever read are magazines. Yay magazines. Boo dusty boring books.

My new room is so much bigger and nicer than my old room. Now I can move around without running into a wall or something. My mother gave me her television, and now I can watch cable from the comfort of my own room. I thought it would be a whole load of fun at first, but having cable television in your room is kind of noisy. I turn my television off most of the time anyway. I only turn it on when Zoey 101's on. I still love my five foot mirrors. They're absolutely lovely and charming.

Yay people are finally tagging. Tag some more. I won't be mean promise. By the way, Hakim changed his nickname to Hakimbo. It sounds so weird and kinky. Hakimbo sounds like some cheap prostitute's name. No offence to Hakim. Ha.

Remember Lalaine from Lizzie McGuire? She's the one who plays Miranda, Lizzie's best friend. I suddenly like her songs. And I just found out she sings.

Okay I gotta go I'm really tired. Bye.