The Homework..

Omg I just realised that today is going to be the last day of 2005. I'm so sad. This year was so horrible and next year will be ten times worse. There will be like tests and exams almost every week and I'm going to have a meltdown sooner or later. I haven't started on any homework yet and I'm pretty much screwed upside down. I can't start on any homework right now because I have to be a maid and clean all the crap in my house up. Boo.

I'm so sad that I have to chop all my hair off for school. I'm going to act like Cassandra and be all hestitant and difficult when I go the barber. Soon my hair is going to be as short as Mia Farrow's from Rosemary's Baby. Its the movie where the woman got pregnant with the Devil's baby and stuff. Okay whatever you probably have no clue. I hate cutting my hair. After the first week of school I'm probably going to get some hair extensions. Just kidding I'll just use the pantene shampoo that helps hair grow real quick. Yay.

Tomorrow I have to spend the New Year with a sponge. This is going to be tons of fun. I'll be happily scrubbing dishes while other people party in lingerie. Bye.

The Homestay..

Omg I've been staying at home for almost a week and I finally went out with my parents last Sunday. I was in the house every single day of the week, every hour of the day. I didn't go out, because I was going broke and didn't want to spend any money. There's so much fun stuff to do in my house. I could clean all day and all night and not get bored of it. I'm going nuts.

On Sunday I went out with my mother just so I could get Lindsay Lohan's new album, "A Little More Personal (Raw)". I went to Borders to get it, so I manipulated her to buy me some magazines too. Now she's kind of pissed that I spent all her money. Oh well, now I can sing along to "Confessions of a Broken Heart" on the stereo while mopping the floors. Maybe I could act all overdramatic too and kick the mop bucket or something. Yay.

Okay I gotta go mop floors. Bye.

The Plastics..

Omg Nuriman why do you have to be so plastic. I'm a plastic too but at least I'm not as bad as you. Yesterday you came over to my house, messed up the kitchen really bad, talked about my brother and his girlfriend really loudly when they were just in the next room, threw my pillows like baseballs, made a game of dodgeball with my wet laundry, tried to make me gain weight by putting way too much butter in the chocolate, tore a poster off my precious magazine after which you can still ask for another one, and then when you got what you wanted you conviniently had a mood swing and pms-ed with me. You little skeeze.

And remember the boy at the mosque whose eyes you are SO in love with. I wasn't weirdly jealous of him like you were. And you still had the nerve to say I was. I just said he had nice lashes and I was trying to see if they were fake, and you had to write on your blog that I "was super jealous of him". After I saw him I totally forgot he even existed, and you were still talking about him all the way to my house. If you love his so called "beautiful" eyes so much, why dont you just rape him upside down. I won't even care.

You are an exact clone of this girl, Regina George. Only one problem, she's way prettier than you.

I gotta go clean now. Bye.

The My Spaces..

Omg I found some celebrity My Space accounts today. They should all be real, because there is only one of each. I found people like Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Lluvy and Kahlen. I tried looking for Jayla's My Space, but it was like finding Wally. So I gave up and read through Lluvy's MySpace account. Lluvy's quite dumb actually. If you look under what television shows she likes, she spells ANTM as American's Next Top Model, and not America's Next Top Model. Oh well, here are the links.

Click Lluvy

Click Kahlen

Click Lindsay Lohan

Click Duff Sisters

I gotta go now. I'm sleepy. Bye.

The Random Things..

Omg I watched Mean Girls on HBO yesterday and it was really nice. It was full of backstabbing, lying, betrayal and all that stuff that you find on ANTM. There were catfights too. The only thing that was missing was the photoshoots. Speaking of photoshoots, America's Next Top Model Season 5 is coming this Wednesday and finally everyone can see Coryn. Yay, now everyone can see Jayla too and call her an alcoholic bitch. It will be so much fun. I'm so happy.

Okay I'm supposed to do the "ten random things about yourself" that Licia asked me to do. I'm actually supposed to do only five, but since I'm nice and don't want pick any juicy victims, I shall do ten. I'm supposed to write some stuff about myself and whatever. Here goes.

I love America's Next Top Model.

I like Project Runway.

I hate people who bitch about me behind my back. I think that they should watch it. If I were to find out, I'll bitch about them and destroy their lives.

I like reading teen magazines shipped in from America, and I'm not ashamed to say it.

I like quoting lines from America's Next Top Model.

I love Lindsay Lohan (for now).

I like Lindsay Lohan's video, "Confessions of A Broken Heart". I especially like it when she starts acting overdramatic and begins pulling her hair and stuff.

I hate re-exams.

I think Mean Girls is a very very funny show. Go watch it.

I think Coryn is fabulous.

Okay I gotta go sleep now. I'm tired. Bye.

The Visitors..

Yesterday I had Adam, Nuriman and Hakim come over to my house to party, but we ended up playing tennis. Hakim and I had no clue how to play, so we kind of sucked at it. I kept hitting the ball out of the court and into the jungle. Hakim kept missing the ball. After tennis, Hakim wanted to try doing the Fashion Police Witch photoshoot, so we all went to the gym and he started running on the treadmill like Kim, the lesbian from ANTM 5. I was running like Coryn, but the shoot failed because I didn't bring my camera. Then we went up to my house to have lunch and blah blah blah.

I can't wait to watch Project Runway next week. Austin's gonna model for Jay because his model didn't show up. This is gonna be interesting. Hopefully his walk might be as good as Morgan's.

Okay I'm tired. Bye.

Return To The Runway..

Omg Omg Omg!! I was flipping through the ANTM galleries and guess what. I saw Coryn again!! And she was in the ANTM Season 5 Finale Fashion Show!! So were some of the other ex-contestants like Brittany, Mercedes, Diane, Lisa, Lluvy, Eva and Naima. I was so excited to see Coryn because I thought she wouldn't pursue modelling after she got cut from the competition. But I was proven so wrong. Maybe she has her own Billboard somewhere in America. I think I'll go look for it someday. Yay! Coryn's a model.

Once again, this is a spoiler and for all those who don't want to know who won America's Next Top Model Season 5 please don't read this post. Here are the pictures.

Return To The Runway

Coryn!! I love you. Now that's what I call FIERCE.

Here's Lisa, the girl who loves bubbles and talk to plants.

Diane. She's an inspiration to all plus-size supermodel wannabes worldwide.

Naima. She looks like an eskimo who got dressed in the dark. No really.

Lluvy the Fish Girl. Doesn't she remind you of Morticia Addams in this photo?

Brittany!! If you look closely, she's wearing the exact same outfit as Lisa. Fashion Police!!

Mercedes. She looks really tired. She must have forgotten to take her lupus medication.

Eva the Diva. Another eskimo who got dressed in the dark.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The America's Next Top Model..

Omg I just found out who won Season 5 of America's Next Top Model!! I know it'll be a spoiler and all, since ANTM 5 is coming out on Channel 5 two weeks from now. So if you don't want to know who won, just don't read this post. And America's Next Top Model is.. NICOLE!! Yay!! I'm kind of sad that Nik didn't win, but whatever, at least one of my favourites won. The girls had to do a traditional Covergirl photoshoot cum ad this week, and somehow Nik had the best photo and commercial of the bunch. Yes!

I just realised that Tyra Banks is really rich, because she rebonded Nik's super curly weave just for the Covergirl photoshoot. I could tell that it wasn't manually straightened, because her hair in the shot is healthy and bone-straight, and straightening kind of leaves your hair really dry and a little frizzy. Bre didn't get any adjustments to her jungle-like hair, and Nicole got a new perm to make her hair more bushy and curly. That's hot.

Yesterday I watched Return to the Runway and it was so exciting to see all the ex-contestants again. I saw my favourite plus-size model Tocarra, and she was in the New York Fashion Week Runway Show. Amanda looked really weird as a brunette with short hair. Her striking icy blue eyes were really scary. Brittany looked like the same old drunk woman she always was, and Kahlen looked extremely innocent after she cut all her hair extensions off. It was kind of cool to see Ann again. She dyed her hair blonde to brown, and now its really long. Keenyah looked like the evil witch who ate too much, and guess what. Brita, who got cut first from the season four competition, has her own Billboard! Lluvy has a fiance and blah blah blah. By the way, my mother called Lluvy the fish girl. Here are the pictures.

The Covergirl Photoshoot

Its America's Next Top Model! Oh my god!

Here's Nik with her extremely expensive hairdo. Beautiful photo.

Here's Bre with her extremely humongous hair.

Okay I gotta go do some holiday homework. Bye.

The Shopping Spree..

Yesterday I went to Orchard Road with Adam, Nuriman and Hakim and it was kind of tiring, but it was fun. I just wanted to go there to buy a hair straightener, to straighten out the unwanted frizz and curls in my hair. Nuriman wanted to buy expensive laundry, which costed like eighty-five bucks a piece. Adam was impulse buying. He didn't want to buy anything at first, but he ended up buying a gorgeous bag and a nail shiner from Body Shop. Hakim wanted to buy some earphones, but he didn't have enough money so he just went home empty-handed. Poor him.

Yesterday Project Runway was kind of bland and dull. There wasn't as much drama and bitching as all the other episodes that I've watched. The only exciting part was when one of the models ripped her designer's masterpiece apart. And that was pretty much it. I can't wait till tomorrow. There's an ANTM special called "Return to the Runway", and I can finally see what all the ex-contestants are doing now. I saw the trailer and they showed Shandi as a brunette. How cool is that. I want to be a brunette too. But I'm not allowed to dye my hair. That's just sad.

Okay I gotta go clean out my filthy house now. Bye.

The Bollywood Photoshoot..

I love ANTM 5!! Its so weird but its also nice at the same time. Yesterday I went to check the website and I found out that the alcoholic bitch Jayla was eliminated. Finally, she's gone. This week, the models had to do a photoshoot of ethnicity portraying the Bollywood movie scene. It was kind of weird, because none of the models had any clue what the hell Bollywood was. They think that its a tree. That'll be nice. Imagine Jayla posing with a tree while drinking ten bottles of cheap beer. Two words. Um, ew. All the photos turned out really nice, but I especially liked Nik's photo. Suddenly I like Nik more than Nicole. I hope Nik wins.

In the morning, I went to watch Chicken Little with Adam and Nuriman. Hakim was being a sloth, and he didn't want to come along because he wanted to laze all day in bed. The movie was kind of short, but it was really funny. I couldn't hear much of the movie, because Nuriman was laughing every five minutes like some hyena gone mad. Here are the pictures.

The Bollywood Photoshoot

Yay its Nik!! I love her pose. Its so Indian. This is my favourite photo of the bunch by the way.

Close-up shot. Her huge bug-eyes are just GOR-GEOUS!!

Nicole's Bollywood Photo. Pose. Fabulous. Skin colour. Horrible.

Close-up shot. I like her hair. This is my second most favourite photo of the bunch.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.