The Results..

Today I had to go to school just to collect my stupid exam scripts. Its so dumb. I failed about five subjects and Hakim passed everything except for Social Studies. I did really well for my Literature though. I passed English, Malay and my Combined Humanities. I failed Maths, Physics, and Chemistry. Everyone's failing this semester. Sec 3 life sucks eggs.

After our depressing day at school, Sarah, Me and Hakim went to Parkway to find my father a birthday present. I still had leftover money from the Pahang trip so I decided to change it to Singapore dollars so that I could buy my father a present. The gift shops at Parkway are so pathetic and expensive. They charge like ten bucks for a tiny teddy bear that is the size of my palm. I had a tight budget, so we ended up taking a bus to Tampines Mall. We were walking around for about half an hour and I finally bought this cheap soft toy rose from Toys R Us. Its so cheap. It costs only $3.95. I had $20 left, so I bought myself Lindsay Lohan's album, 'Speak'. I was longing to get that cd for about four months now, but I was too busy buying bedsheets and cushion covers. How weird.

I didn't blog about the Pahang trip because it was so feaking long and blogging about it is boring. Anyway I'm going to start playing Sims 2 again!! I'm so happy. I've already downloaded some super skimpy clothes for Paris and Nicole from the Sims Resource. Here are some pictures.

Nicole wearing a 'G-Unit' tube top and a pair of skimpy gardening jeans. That's hot.

Shopping Spree..

Hooray!! My mother bought for me a hiking bag for me already!! I'm so excited. Now that I've packed everything and I'm all prepared for the camp, I'm not scared anymore. My hiking bag is so beautiful. Its red and black in colour and its size is just nice for a four day camping trip to the jungle. It has millions of little secret zipper compartments where I can keep stuff like my torch and contact lens case. Its also dirt cheap. It costs only $25. I bought it from the same place as Sarah, across GoldenMile complex. So we MIGHT have the same hiking bag, but different colour. Hers is bluish-grey, and mine is beautiful red.

Today my family went on a camping shopping spree. We went to GoldenMile Complex first, and hunted for a nice hiking bag that has a cheap price tag. The stupid shops there sold stuff at shopping mall prices. One freakin bag for $45. How expensive. So when I was busy hunting, I remembered what Sarah said about the shop across the street and how the prices there were dirt cheap. My mother and I went there and in the end, she bought me a beautiful red and black hiking bag that was just perfect for the Pahang trip. I'm so happy. She also bought me a torchlight, insect repellent, a pair of flip flops, and a poncho. After that we went to Suntec City to buy toiletries. I ended up buying a pack of pocket tissues, toothpaste, and a bottle of body soap. There was a spare bottle of shampoo at home, so I left that out. When I reached home, I started packing and trying on clothes. Now I'm all packed and ready for the camp. Whee!

Okay its getting late now. I'm going to play Sims 2 till 2 am again. Bye.

Camping Nerves..

Omg I'm suddenly scared of going to Pahang!! I don't know what happened, but after hearing the briefing I suddenly changed my mind and don't feel like going. But I have to, because I already paid $160 for the camp. I haven't bought my hiking bag though. I went to Beach Road just now to buy, but when I reached there my mother told me to wait for her and buy the stoopid bag tomorrow. The bags there are beautiful, but totally expensive. One deuter hiking bag costs $250. That's even more than the trip to Pahang.

Anyway, Photobucket is up again! Whee! I can post pics again. Yesterday I was freakin bored, so I absent-mindedly created a Friendster account. Its under my current email, so add me! I always thought Friendster was a waste of internet space, but now its kind of cool. Now for some pictures. Nicole got promoted to Team Leader, and now her work outfit isn't a llama suit anymore. Its a gym outfit.

Remember those gardening outfits? These are them. Aren't they extremely skimpy?

Nicole looking for a job on the internet. In the end, she took up a job as Team Mascot in the athletic field.

Nicole working out for her new job. Working at the carwash!!

Nicole putting on some makeup before her carpool to work arrives. She's planning on seducing the coach.

Lets see Nicole try to seduce her coach in a Llama suit. It'll be an ass of a time.

Paris gets an application for a job as waitress at the nearest sushi store.

Paris doing her job pretty well. She hasn't tried seducing anyone all morning.

Okay this is so fun. I'm making Paris' and Nicole's life a living nightmare. No maids, stupid jobs, and horrible outfits. Bye.

Jobs..

I'm so freakin pissed with photobucket. They are having some maintenance exercise and now I can't post pictures of Paris and Nicole. Anyway, Nicole decided to apply for a job as Team Mascot for the local athletes and she got in. Paris then got really bored of staying home alone when Nicole was out working, so she decided to get a job too. She took up a job as Mailroom Technician in the business field, but she quit her job like two minutes after that. I realised that if Paris was working all the time, she wouldn't have time to tidy up the house and go shopping. So now Paris is still jobless. Unless you consider her prostitution as a job.

Actually I made Nicole work because she was getting a little irritating at home. She's nothing like Paris, she hates dancing, likes to read cookbooks, and never flirts with anyone she meets. So I made her work even though they still have $987,050 in their bank account. The girls are actually really rich. Whenever they go shopping, they spend about $4000 on clothes alone. And their furniture is really expensive. Their sofa costs about $5000, they have two beds costing $4000 each, and they go for regular hair cuts costing $380 per session. Now that's the Simple Life.

I'll post pictures later after photobucket finishes their 'maintenance'. Okay Bye.

The Simple Life 2..

Yesterday I stayed up till 2 am playing Sims 2 again!! I think I'm addicted to Sims 2. Its just so fun. Anyway, I brought the two filthy rich girls shopping yesterday. They spent about $3,800 in Sims currency. They bought tank tops, miniskirts, skimpy lingerie, swimsuits, gowns, and gardening costumes. Nicole even tried on this really skimpy lingerie at the boutique fitting room, and she was strutting around showing off her assets. Paris bought this really nice formal gown. By the way, Paris and Dina Caliente, the slutty neighbour, are now like best friends. They are so friendly towards each other. I thought at first they would be fighting over who has the skimpiest lingerie or something. Here are some pictures.

Paris' and Nicole's tiny apartment. They have no maid, so they're doing their own chores. In swimsuits.

Nicole's previous hairstyle sucked eggs, so she went for a haircut and now she has wavy curls.

Nicole learning to cook. She hates this.

While Nicole slaves away in the kitchen, Paris makes herself popular with her new neighbour, Dina Caliente. And I thought that they would be mortal enemies forever.

Paris and Dina talking about prostitution and how it is a gift to the world.

Hey look its Gabrielle from Desperate Housewives! She probably came to use the toilet.

Paris and Nicole shopping at the local botique. They bought a hell lot of clothes.

Paris paying up for her $3,800 bill. That's hot.

Paris dresses up for one of her regular 'customers'. This outfit is gonna cost him extra.

Paris calling up some customers. Its peak period at this time of night.

Okay I need my daily dose of Paris and Nicole today. I'll be posting more pictures next time. Bye.

The Simple Life..

Omg I just created Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in Sims 2!! I'm so excited. Yesterday I stayed up till 2 am playing Sims 2. I did stuff like create the two filthy rich girls, furnish their house, and I also made them do some modelling on their front lawn. Their house is not huge and glamourous like a mansion. Instead, its actually a small apartment. A really small apartment. Its so small you can't fit a double bed into each of their rooms. I had to knock down a wall in Paris' room to make way for her double bed. Nicole only had a single bed because she isn't really into adultery. But her room is really small. There's only space for a bed and a chest of drawers. This really is the Simple Life. Here are some pictures.

There were two girls, both filthy rich. Here's Paris and Nicole.

Upclose and personal. As you can see, I put in extra effort to make Paris' boobs small so that she'll look realistic.

Paris posing for Guess! bikini wear.

Nicole posing as Gluttony, one of the seven deadly sins.

Okay I think I'll go play again and make Paris and Nicole do housework! Its gonna be so much fun! Bye.

Over..

Yay the really stoopid exams are finally OVER!! Whee!! I feel so free! I think I can spread my wings and learn how to fly despite my weight. I never felt better in my entire life! Like a stoopid burden is being lifted off my shoulders. I can finally play Sims 2 and create the ever so famous Paris and Nicole.

After the exams were finally over Sham, Me, Sarah, Hakim, Adam, and Nuriman all went to the Seoul Garden to eat our deserving lunch. We were hogging the buffet table and we were acting like professional chefs, flipping the meat in the air and all that. Occasionally we made a few Temasekians jealous when they all saw us inside Seoul Garden acting like rich bitches. When we were done eating we played with our food and cooked some prawns with ice cream. It was so gross. Crustaceans and Cream. Yuck.

We then went to take Neoprints which I think is quite okay and not that retarded. The pic wasnt all that girly because we used a dark blue background and didn't put dumb hearts and stars in them. It was Sham's and Sarah's idea to take Neoprints at the extremely crowded 'Pretty in Tokyo'. There was this fat salesgirl who looked like some hooker. She was painting her nails at the counter. As if she looked that pretty to begin with.

Okay I feel so free now that I can finally play Sims 2 and create Paris and Nicole to live the Simple Life. I'll post pictures next time. By the way I changed the video to Kelly Clarkson Since You Been Gone. I kinda miss that song. Bye.

Premonition..

Omg I just had a premonition dream. I dreamt that I was sleeping and my father woke me up to ask for my ez link. And a few minutes later he gave the card to my brother to top up because he was going out. And when I woke up, my father did exactly what was in the dream. He was wearing the same clothes too. This is so freaky.

The exams are so slacky this year. They're like common tests. I can't believe I 'm studying Physics like one day before the actual exam. And I didn't even see the exams coming. I didn't even realise when CCAs were stood down. Its just so weird. Some teachers also haven't finished teaching yet. Its like time is passing really really fast. And by next Tuesday, all the exams will be over and the Sec Threes will be off to Pahang for the Sec 3 Camp. Speaking of the camp, I'm scared that I fall sick or something there. I haven't started packing yet. I haven't even bought my Haversack bag yet. On a scale of 1 to 1o, the stress level right now is like, a hundred and fifty.

Okay I think I'll go study now. Bye.

The Study..

Today Izzati, Hidayah, Nani, Hakim and Adam came to my house to 'study'. It was so much fun!! We all met up at school, and then we went to Cold Storage to buy some food because my house fridge had nothing much inside. Altogether we spent $12, and each of us had to chip in two bucks each.

First, Izzati wanted to cook the stuff that we bought because we were very hungry. We bought eggs, instant noodles, two pet bottles of Coke, Cornflakes, and a few snacks. She was acting like some professional chef in my kitchen, tossing the eggs in the air and all that. Adam and Nani were cooking the instant noodles while Hidayah, Hakim and me were in my bedroom lazing around like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. We were dancing to music and it was like some disco ball. Then when the food came, we all sat in a circle like some holy feast and ate our food. Yummy.

After that came the 'studying'. We all went down to the clubhouse to study. I didn't do much there because I was too busy shaking my huge ass on the chair dancing to the music on Hakim's handphone. Then around an hour and a half later, everyone got bored and we started doing Top Model Photoshoots. Hidayah posed with a box of cornflakes as Gluttony, and Hakim posed angrily as Wrath. Izzati tried Lust, and she was quite successful and seductive. I did Greed. I took out the dollar notes from my wallet and during our 'photoshoot', I was like rubbing the notes all over my face like this.

Look its Greed! One of the Seven Deadly Sins. I posed as her.

Izzati tried posing as Lust. They looked exactly the same.

Hakim posed as Wrath. He managed to pull off the angry look.

Hidayah posed with the box of Cornflakes as this Deadly Sin, Gluttony.

Anyway Hidayah left behind some stuff at the clubhouse. She left the 'eggs' behind, and her wooden bracelet thing. Okay I gotta go study now. Bye.

Mother's Day..

Today I woke up so very early in the morning just to give my mother her mother's day present. Her reaction was quite neutral. I think maybe it was because she was in a rush to go to work. She just said Thank You and ran off to work. My mother has to work on Sundays. She's the principal of a Montessori School. Today she has classes to teach. So today I'm all alone!!

It so nice and peaceful being alone on a rainy Sunday morning. After this I swear I'm going to study Social Studies. Yesterday I stayed up till 2 am making notes. And as a Sloth, that is very very hard work. I'm not going to bother about cleaning up the house. What do I benefit from cleaning the house. Nothing. If I study SS, I'll get smarter and I'll be able to pass the freaking paper. I like being home alone.

My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time!

Okay I'll stop singing gotta go study. Bye. Oh I still hate the bitch VP. But I hate Mr Eng my stoopid Physics teacher more. He's so cheap.

Social Stress..

Omg my Social Studies paper is in two freaking days. I'm so scared. Although its only two chapters, I haven't started revision yet. I'm such a Sloth. Everytime I want to study, there's always a huge mess in the house that waits for me to clean it up. And I just can't stand messes. They're so annoying.

Today I had to wake up so very early in the morning just to go for Miss Lee's Lit class. Actually it was quite fun. My class had the whole school to ourselves. No one else was there. We went through all our test papers and I passed everything. Hooray!! Anyway, my brother totally forgot about mother's day. He's always too busy smoking to remember anything. I bet his brain is clouded with cigarette smoke. When I was writing in my mother's day card, he came up to me and asked if he could share my present. And I gave him a big fat NO. I know I sounded evil, but its actually kind of unfair if I shared the present with him. I painstakingly saved up two weeks worth of pocket money just to buy my mother a present and he just comes in and ruins everything. So he desperately called my father just now and asked if he could go out to buy something for my mother. And you know how he left the house. In a huge mess. I'm so pissed. I wanted to study just now, but when I went out to the living room, it was so fcuking messy. There were dishes on the floor, the sofa was wet with water, and the cushions were everywhere. The TV was on, and there were dripping milk bottles all over the place. Screw my fcuking brother. I hate him. I bet he sucks eggs like Hakim's brother. No offence.

On Friday my rocking class 3U got lectured by the bitch VP, Mrs Tan. She came into the class during Maths lesson. Of all times Maths. Why couldn't she have came in during Physics or something. Mr Eng our Physics teacher sucks like hell. All he ever does is scold my class. And a few days back, Maxine told me that she saw him at East Coast Park with some young girl wearing slutty clothes and heavy make-up. I bet he was with a prostitute. Anyway, the bitch VP told my class to write down the top five trouble makers of my class. The top 5 that had the most votes from the class had to stand up. Here are the people that had to stand.

-Liang Weijie (actually he is kind of naughty)
-Sim Weijie (Liang Weijie's Associate)
-Joshua (He was naughty, but now he's really a good boy)
-Maybellyn (She loves to argue with teachers)
-Aidan (When was he a bad boy?)

So stupid. The bitch VP forced us to blackmail our own classmates. Is that one of the school values Mrs Tan? I think not! Then after that she asked the whole class to write down what we were proud of. I wrote down one simple word. Nothing. Take that you stoopid VP. That'll teach you to mess with me. Sheesh. Some bitches. Okay I need to clean up the house now all because of my bitch brother who sucks eggs. Bye.

Momma's Day..

Omg I think I've abandoned this blog for about two months now. I'm such an unfaithful blogger. Lol. Today I went to get my mother a Momma's Day present at Changi Airport. Adam, and Nuriman followed me there because they too wanted to get their mothers something nice. Omg, Nuriman actually spared a thought for his mother. I should really start counting my blessings.

After mosque we went to the Tanah Merah MRT station with Hakim, who promised to follow us to Changi Airport. Then when the MRT came, Hakim just ditched us and ran off down the escalator. We didn't care about him anyway. We're so used to his ditching habit. When we arrived at the Changi Airport MRT station, it was like modern utopia. The place was so freaking nice and modern. The seats were made of marble, and the ez-link machines were like different from other MRT stations. Oh by the way, I sort of danced inside the MRT like Muntaz. I was listening to Me Against The Music by Britney on my discman and I couldn't resist shaking my huge ass. Haha. So sue me.

We went to this chocolate store called 'Pearls of Changi' first to get my mother's gift. I bought her $4.90 worth of quality premium chocolate from the store. At least that's better than some lousy box of Ferrero Rocher at the local Supermarket. Omg I just sounded like Paris Hilton. That's hot. Lol. Adam went to this store called 'The Natural Source' and bought his mother a bottle of chocolate-scented bubble bath soap. Nuriman got his mother one of those soft-toy flowers from some bookstore called WHSmith. I also bought one for my mother with my own hard-saved money. Maha! Omg I'm so lame.

I-sya. I hate you.

I think I'm obsessed with Paris and Nicole. I'm always going around asking people their age. Then when they answer, I'll say 'That's legal, or 'That's hot', or 'That's sexy', or 'That's sexual'. I even have their poster. That's hot. Oh and I kind of like Britney right now. Her songs are nice.

No one cares
Its whippin my hair its pullin my waist
To hell with stares
The sweat is drippin all over my face
No one's there
I'm the only one dancin up in this place

Okay I should stop now. Bye.