The Fabulous Life..

Omg I was watching the Fabulous Life of Supermodels on MTV and it featured the most famous Victoria's Secret Angels. There were supermodels Naomi, Tyra, Giselle, Heidi and blah blah. You know in ANTM, there was one episode where Nicole and Kyle won the award where they got to present the top five supermodels for the Fabulous Life? Ya I watched it. It was so weird. I could see Lisa peeping out from behind the door when they did the scene near the jacuzzi. And I just found out that Birkenstock sandals are designed by Heidi Klum. Its no wonder they're so freaking expensive. And I also found out that Naomi is some petty bitch diva who only lets her personal hair stylist touch her hair. Her signature line is, "If my stylist ain't coming, I'm not going". Camille wannabe.

I can't believe I'm really moving. In like two days I won't be living in my current house, and I kind of love it here. There's like a clubhouse and everything here. Well at least my new house has a five foot mirror in every room. Yay me.

Omg now everyone tags at Hakim's tagboard and they've all deserted mine. Maybe I should do what he did and put up advertisements in big bold black letters. No that won't work. Tag! I won't bite. I'll only snap back really rudely if haters say hateful stuff on my tagboard. No really.

Okay I gotta go pack more stuff. Bye.

The New Earphones..

Omg I bought these new earphones yesterday and its like those cheap kinds that you can buy at hair accessory shops. Well it really, really sucks. It was working fine yesterday, but today when Nuriman touched it, I think it self-destructed because only one side was working after that. So I had to buy new earphones all over again. I went out to buy new Panasonic earphones just now, and its really good. It even has volume control. Yay I finally have working earphones.

I think everyone in school misses their childhood. I brought this Hello Kitty candy to school, and when I took it out from my bag, everyone made a dive for it. They were all eating it like happy healthy little children playing at the playground. Its the kind of candy that small children just love to chew on. I bought it at random because I was starving, but I didn't think everyone would love it so much. I was eating it in class and Cikgu Nora almost forced me to spit it out, but when I offered her some of the candy she took it and let me off the hook. The power of candy. Ha.

Okay I gotta go now. I have to pack my stuff. Bye.

The Workshop..

Today Hakim and I had to attend this workshop for Enterprise Club, and it was quite tasty. Miss Woon invited some lady from Gold Chocolate and Premiums Company over, and that lady taught us how to make these delicious chocolate rochers. At first, I thought her company was the kind that was really unpopular but when when I saw her company logo, I remembered that she appeared on the cover story of Berita Minggu last Sunday. She's like those really rich businesswomen who perms her hair and wears really expensive clothes. I think she went for botox too, because her face was really shiny and wrinkle-free. That's hot.

I finally got the pictures of me and Maybellyn in our wigs. It seriously looks like the attack of the fake celebrities. People said that Maybellyn looked like Marilyn Monroe, and that I looked like Ozzy Osbourne. Here are the pictures.

!Smash'd Pictures

Hakim and Me. He didn't wear his pyjamas. Well he really should have.

Me, Vindriani and Maybellyn. Told you it was the attack of the fake celebrities.

Chee Yang, Me, Vindriani, Maybellyn and Charlene in chronological order. Whee.

Okay I gotta go now I'm tired. Bye.

The Mistake..

Omg I thought I-sya was dissing me on her blog but she wasn't. I feel so guilty. I thought she hated me or something. It turns out she doesn't. Yay she don't hate me. I don't hate you too I-sya. Let's hug. Okay that was lame.

Yesterday !Smash'd was a whole ball of fun. I went there with Maybellyn and Yuan Li. And guess what. Maybellyn wore a shocking blonde wig. Like Paris Hilton blonde. It was like curly at the ends, and everyone was being mean and calling her a drag queen just because she was a little muscular. I wore a black with red highlights wig, and people said I looked like a girl. We were wearing our wigs on the way to D'Marquee, and people in the bus were staring at us. Maybellyn looked like those extremely stupid brainless blonde bimbos who couldn't spell their name and I looked like those freakish sociopaths who hid from everything. People couldn't tell it was me under all that hair because I covered everything up. Even my eyes. I'll post pictures when I get them. Yipee.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The High Fashion Mad..

Omg ANTM is so funny!! I almost died watching it. My father was watching it too, and he was laughing at all the funny parts of the show. It takes something that is like really funny to make my father laugh. He's like those dead serious people who cracks up only once every five years. Yesterday the girls had to do this High Fashion Mad photoshoot, and they had to do it with MTV's WildBoyz. They are these three crazy guys who travel around the world and do stuff like eat fire ants. I watched one episode of their show, and it was disgusting. They were wearing their underwear and were flopping around in elephant dung. Um, ew.

The funniest part of yesterday's episode was when it was Nik's turn to get her photo taken. She was like screaming to get in the mood of the photoshoot and one of the WildBoyz kept jumping up and down behind her in a pink dress. The dress flipped up many times and everyone could see his genitals flapping. Channel 5 censored it, but it was still hilarious. Here is what Nik said.

Nik : Why were you all laughing?

Bre : Oh, there was penis. Lots of it.

Ha! Ha! Omg!! Ha!! Hmm. Here are the pictures.

The High Fashion Mad Photoshoot

Look it's Nik! And there's the guy in the pink dress with the flapping genitals!! Ha!!

Nicole. She's supposed to be angry because her boyfriend slept with Kim (the lesbian). How ironic. It says it all in the photo.

Its Bre!! She looks like she's flying off the sofa.

Okay I gotta go now. I'm tired. Bye.

The Criticism..

Omg Nuriman criticised me and my weave this morning. I was talking to Hakim about it and he had to open his trap and ask Nuriman about it. Nuriman, as usual, acted like his hair was ever-so perfect and said straight to my face that my weave sucked. I was broken and really angry at first, but after like five periods of lessons I chose not to care about any of the insulting things anyone had to say about me or my weave. Say whatever you want. I don't freaking care. All you bitches who insult me are just so insecure about yourselves that you pick on me for nothing. Show me that you are perfect and flawless, then you can come and diss me all you want. If you're not, then get lost.

Someone indirectly tried to diss me on her blog, and she thinks I'm stupid enough not to know that it was me she was bitching about. If you can't stand me, then ignore me. I used to care about what she had to say, but her words mean nothing to me now. I have a better time listening to dog shit then listen to her. Whatever, she can be a total slut for all I care. Hmph.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Weave..

Yay I finally bought my weave!! I'm so happy. I've been waiting to get my weave since the start of the year, and at last I got it. A weave is a wig by the way. I bought it for Smash'd, which is this Saturday. I'm not telling what color or length it is. I'm going to wait till after Saturday, then I'll post pictures. I went with Hakim to Parkway to get it just now, and he was like grumbling because he wanted to run home and look for his pyjamas which he will be wearing to the concert. Hooray I have a weave now. Ha.

Just now I tried using a straightening iron to rebond my wig, but the heat singed the nylon strands real bad and now theres like one section of hair on it which is weirdly stiff, straight and damaged. I almost cried. I even tried putting water on it but it was too late and too damaged. Thank god its only one section. But it had to be at the fringe where everyone can see it. I think ill put some moisturiser on it or something. If it works on real hair it should work on fake ones. We'll see. Oh one tip. Don't comb or brush weave. I did that and there was major hair fall. Boo hoo.

Okay I gotta go mourn over my fallen strands of fake hair. Bye.

The Movers..

I'm moving house in like two weeks!! My mother told me that we were moving last year, but I didn't think she was actually serious. Yesterday I went to view my new house-to-be and my room was absolutely perfect. It had like this king sized bed with attached side tables and the cupboard doors were six foot mirrors. What a coincidence. I broke my mother's mirror a week ago and I'm going to get new ones that are six feet tall. My new house is near Eastwood, the place that has Cold Storage behind the bus stop. Yay!

I missed Zoey 101 yesterday. I'm so sad. Suddenly Nickolodeon has this segment called TeenNick and they reshuffled all the show timings all over the place. Now Zoey 101 is on at like 2 o'clock and I was outside yesterday at that time. When I got home and realised that I missed it, I was like throwing a tantrum like Lindsay Lohan. But I'm not going to miss it today. I'm going to set an alarm for two o'clock and wait in front of the television.

I think I'm going to get auburn red hair for !Smash'd. I don't know yet. I might just change my mind again and choose blonde. I'm a fickle-minded hair freak.

Okay I gotta go set my alarm now. Bye.

The Wig Situation..

Today the school had cross-country at East Coast Park and it was kind of boring. Throughout the whole thing, everyone was just sitting down in the open field grazing the grass. The only exciting part was the war-cry. War-cry is kind of like cheerleading. The Phoenix girls, did some preppy cheerleading number and they wore like ribbons and stuff in their hair, and it was like a scene from Bring It On. The Griffin boys were acting like tribesmen, and they were like shouting and whacking their chests. I didn't see the Dragon nor Unicorn war-cry, because everyone was blocking me. I also had to run, and so many people got the shock of their lives when they knew that I could run pretty good. They thought I was this fat bitch who'd die if he even tried running. Well I ain't fat. Hah.

After mosque, Me, Adam and Nuriman went to Parkway to see what we wanted to buy for !Smash'd. We were supposed to go to Orchard Road and see Shamsydar queueing up for the Singapore Idol auditions, but it was kind of far and everyone was tired. We saw clothes, wigs, coats, and lots of stuff. I was like trying on the wigs and the sales auntie kept staring at me as if she wanted to brutally murder me with a hanger. I wanted to buy the wig, but I became too scared and ran away.

I watched ANTM on Wednesday and it was so funny. I finally heard Jayla call Nik a stupid, stupid bitch and there was this scene where Jayla did a topless striptease with her hooker shoes on the kitchen counter. My mother watched it, and she was shocked. After her shock had died down, she suddenly told me that she wanted to cut her hair like Lisa. I was shocked. I immediately told her that she would look like a boy and she believed me. Oh well.

Did you know Hilary Duff sports fake hair extensions? That's why her hair suddenly became so long. And suddenly I like her songs again. Yay.

Okay I gotta go now. I'm tired. Bye.

The Hurtful Eyes..

Omg today in school my eyes hurt like so bad that I almost wanted to cry. My stupid contacts were dirty, so they kept on hurting my precious eyes. I could have taken them off, but then I wouldn't be able to see anything because I don't own a pair of spectacles. Before I started contacts, I kept on losing and breaking all my spectacles, and that was why my mother forced me into wearing contacts. I got so used to them that I never went back to wearing spectacles, and last year I think I lost my last pair. So now its either I wear my contacts or I'm blind.

Who here watches Zoey 101? Please tag if you watch it. Its the show with Jamie-Lynn Spears as the lead. I used to think Zoey 101 was stupid, but right now I love it to bits and pieces. I even found the blog of Alexa Nikolas, the girl who plays Nicole on the show. You know, the one with straight brown hair who's ditzy and boy-crazy. I know its her real blog, because she has like pictures of herself in her house and stuff. If you read her blog, she says that Jamie's actually a bitch on set who pisses everyone off. I used to think she was nice and sweet. Oh well. Click Alexa Nikolas.

Okay I gotta go do homework. Bye.

The Pin-Up Girls..

Omg yesterday was the first ANTM episode that I haven't watched before. It was fun. I already watched the first six episodes over and over again in December from the vcd's that I borrowed from Hakim, so watching it again on Channel 5 was boring as hell. Yesterday, the girls had to do some forties pin-up girl photoshoot for Ford, and it was really funny to see Kim (the lesbian) trying to be feminine in the photoshoot. In the actual shot she looked like a girly girl, but on the set of the photoshoot when she was walking around she seriously reminded me of a transvestite. Jayla was being the usual alcoholic bitch she always was. She called Kyle dumb and brainless. That's so mean. Jayla is the one who is dumb and brainless.

Yesterday somehow Lisa looked young. I think she used some kind of miracle water on her face, because all her wrinkles were gone, and her skin was glowing. It must have been the mud she had to flop in. My mother was asking me why Nicole complained so much. I told her that she was having her period. Here are my three most favourite pin-up girls.

The Ford Pin-Up Photoshoot

Its Lisa! She looks nice in this picture. Its my favourite shot of the bunch.

Here's Kim. Sarah said she looked 'hot'. I think she has a crush on Kim.

Nicole. She looks like she's having period cramps. Whatever I still like her photo.

Okay I'm tired I gotta go sleep. Bye.