The Oral Exam..

Omg I just took my Malay O Level Oral Exam today. It was kind of fun to talk to the examiners. They topic for the discussion was "What is your favourite television show and why". I said that my favourite show was Desperate Housewives and that I liked it because of the drama. And when I said that I also found Eva Longoria pretty, one of the teachers smiled and laughed. I then digressed to the fact that I didn't like reality shows (which is such a lie) because all the dialogue was written out and such. I wanted my favourite show to be The Simple Life, but I was afraid that the examiners might hate Paris or something. I only screwed up once when I didn't know the malay word to use, so I just kept quiet and the examiner filled in the word for me. Other than that it was a blast. Yay!

Okay I gotta go sleep now. I'm tired. Bye.

The Bad Haircut..

Omg I am so angry and fucked up. My hair got chopped off this morning, and the worst part is that the stupid freaking barber didn't even care to cut my weave properly. He cut my hair like I was some test dummy at hair cutting school. I told him not to touch my fringe, and now its probably the only part of my hair that's still nice and shiny and moisturised. He used that stupid jagged, layering scissors, and now the back of my head has wispy, dry ends that I totally hate. I asked my mother if she could fix it, and she said that It would grow back to my old shiny hair in a week or two. Thank god. I should have cut my hair myself. If anyone knows my hair, its me. Argh. My blood is boiling and I'm ready to kill. Stupid people.

My brother came home yesterday looking like a Japanese soldier who just returned from war. The house is filthy all over again. I just realised that my father makes most of the mess. This afternoon I had to nap to calm my angry soul, and before I slept I saw my father cooking some stuff in the kitchen. When I woke up, my spotless kitchen looked as if someone had puked all over it. The floor was wet, there was food on the floor and the stupid sink was clogged and it was full of oily water. I was fuming mad.

Fuck it. I gotta go protest against ignorant barbers. Bye.

The Girl..

Omg so many things happened in the past two weeks without my brother around. He's coming back tomorrow night I think. Yesterday I felt like Bree so I decided to clean out my brother's extremely filthy room. I used bleach to wipe the floors and I changed the sheets and everything. My mother came home and she was so shocked that I actually did something nice for my brother. She thought that I had this hateful eternal grudge against my brother that I would have taken to the grave with me. I don't hate my brother, I just find him annoying.

My mother brought home her friend-from-work's ten year old daughter yesterday. She's supposedly my mother's god-daughter or whatever. I used to dislike that girl, because she locked me in a bathroom, but now I'm okay with her. She has like this mental condition where she gets fits every now and then. Its so freaky. Yesterday she suddenly collapsed on my couch and she was breathing heavily like a mad bulldog. Then she slowly opened her eyes and she stared at me like she wanted to kill me or something. I wanted to run out of the room screaming with a stick, but her father was trying to wake her from her fit. Omg its like Silent Hill.

Okay I gotta go sleep now. Bye.

The Pakistanis..

Omg my mother is such a good person. Last Saturday, I was having the worst hair day. My mother was watching my grief and she asked me if I wanted to rebond again. I told her I didn't want to damage my hair anymore, and that the salon people use like extremely harsh chemicals. Then all of a sudden she said that she'll do the job. Yesterday she came home with this mild straightening cream, and she did my roots. She didn't use any heat, so I doubt it was damaging. Its permanent by the way. I don't know why, but the cream makes hair naturally straight. My mother applied some of it on my sharp front, and it became a little wavy at the ends. Now I have a front like Nicole's. My mother is the best.

The new season of The Simple Life is seriously the funniest!! I almost died laughing my ass off when I watched an episode on Youtube. The girls had to replace a Muslim Pakistani mother, and they had to learn to pray and such. There was this one part where Nicole was shopping for spices and when she heard the 'Azan', she just dropped everything and prayed right in the store. And after Paris was done with that episode, she loved praying so much that she went home and prayed on her own, in a pink halter top. Ha!

Hidayah asked me to upload the neoprint of me and my lesbian parents. It was in my computer the other day, but I think I lost it or something. I'll have to go search my hard drive.

I gotta go now. Bye.

The Showdown..

Omg I'm still freaked out from the whole Silent Hill thing. You know that siren that goes off when a storm is coming? The area around my house has it. In Silent Hill, that same siren goes off when the 'darkness' comes, and the evil spirits start coming to life and killing people. Yesterday I was happily scrubbing plates all alone in the house when I heard it, and I swear I dropped my sponge. Then for no reason I got really scared. Stupid movie.

Yesterday I almost burnt my whole room down. My cousin was coming over, and she told my auntie to call and tell me that she wanted to do her hair. I plugged in the straightener first so it would be hot by the time she arrived. She sort of stood me up after that and I totally forgot to switch the plug off. Five hours later I went into my room, and I found out that the plastic backing of the straightener had melted from overheating. I had to cool it down under running water. Its still works, but the backing looks like a soggy marshmallow. Ha.

Yay the E! network launched a new season of The Simple Life. Since Paris and Nicole are fighting, they filmed each girl separately. Its sort of a competition to see who makes a better housewife. The girls have to 'replace' real moms for a day each and they get judged at the end of the episode. The new show is called The Simple Life : 'Till Death Do Us Part. The opening is nice. It shows Paris and Nicole bumping into each other at Coffee Bean. Here's the video.

The Simple Life

Okay I gotta go do some homework now. Bye.

The Movie..

Omg I watched my very first NC-16 movie today. It was Silent Hill. I watched it with Mai and Alia. Now I know why they rated it NC-16. Its so freaking gory and scary and disgusting. They had this part where the village people burnt a little girl because they claimed she was a witch. And they actually showed them roasting her. They tied her to this 'holy' metal grill and burnt her over a volcano-like fire. Her skin melted and yuck. I could hear her screaming and everything. I wanted to just run out and watch Cars or something. I'm never watching gory movies again.

I watched the very last episode of Charmed on Tuesday through cable. Its kind of sad. Charmed has been in my life since I was Primary Three. Its really weird that its done for good. Well the ending is happy though. They all had like multiple children. Ha.

After the movie Alia saw those Japanese Neoprint shops and she suggested we take some pictures. We all paid and chose this laggy machine that took 5 minutes to snap a photo. We randomly posed, and there was this shot where we looked like we were in those TV-show family photos. It looked like a shot from "Living with Fran" or something. Its like I was the son and the two behind me were my lesbian parents. Cool stuff.

Here's a video from the series finale of Charmed. Its kind of a spoiler. I love the last part where one of the grandchildren closes the manor door with her powers for the last time.

Charmed

Okay I gotta go try to forget the gore I saw today. Bye.

The Deception..

Omg my brother has been fake-cleaning all this years. I thought he cleaned for real, as in wipe everything, vacuum everywhere etc. But no. Yesterday I was rushing for time, so I anyhow cleaned the whole house. I just picked up litter and threw it out the window, hid all the messy stuff in the closet and dumped everything away. It took me less than fifteen minutes and the house looked as if my brother just cleaned it. I just thought he was a bad cleaner. And on the weekends I actually did thorough cleaning, like wipe the walls and polish everything. Oh the deception.

Yesterday I was looking through Youtube for Pussycat Dolls' videos, and I found this really old video (2000). It was actually a Pussycat Dolls' live performance, and there were like fifteen group members dancing on stage. I was curious so I checked Wikipedia, and it turned out that the Pussycat Dolls have existed since 199-something. They used to be this raunchy cabaret group which performed in bars and all that. The redhead Carmit had been with the Dolls since they began. I think she's as old as my grandmother. Christina Aguilera and Carmen Electra also used to be part of the Dolls. Holy crap.

I can't wait for High School Musical to premiere on Disney Channel. I heard its really good. Yay. Here's a video clip.

Pussycat Dolls on TRL

Okay I gotta go clean the gut off the kitchen sink again. Bye.

The Double Life..

Omg I'm dying. I thought life without my brother at home would be fun, but its driving me nuts. Before he left, my mother would ask him to help with chores and everything. Now, she asks me to help, and after that, I'm always too tired to do anything. There's also more food in the fridge. Which means I'm going to eat more and get fat again. In the mornings, my elder brother would wake up and help my father get my baby brother ready for childcare, but now I have to do that. And he always answers the stupid ringing phone when I'm sleeping, and now I actually have to get up and answer it myself. And he's usually the one who goes out with my mother and father on weekends, and I stay at home and study. But now I have to do both. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I want my brother to come home. I hate this double life.

I missed all my favourite weekend shows when I went out with my parents. And I've been looking forward to watching them all week. Boo hoo.

Okay I gotta go clean the gut out of the kitchen. Bye.

The Home Alone..

Omg my brother left for NS. He left the house like two hours ago and wont be back for the next two weeks. I'll have to clean up the whole house by myself but whatever. He makes most of the mess anyway. Yesterday morning my brother left the house with like long hair (touching collar) and now he has like bristles on his head. Yes finally I have longer hair than him. Ha.

I'm in love with the new Loreal Elseve Nutri-Gloss Hair Mask. Its a miracle in a bottle. It has some sort of Pearl Protein that helps boost hair shine like eight times more and it smoothes out frizz. I used it just once and my weave instantly became soft and ultra-shiny. My mother even asked if I secretly did hair treatment at the salon without her permission. Yay Loreal. I love you.

Yesterday I was like some insect magnet or something. When I was sleeping I was bitten by like five mosquitos. I got so pissed off I woke up and sprayed repellent all over. Then some other bugs started flying around me. They crawled on my hand and everything. I didn't sleep till like 4 am in the morning. I hate bugs.

I made someone cry. I feel so guilty.

Okay I gotta go now. Bye.

The Holidays..

Whee holiday classes are so much fun. Its like being in high school. You only have like three classes a day and you get a half-hour break in between. Anyway, my mother went to meet Mdm Sharifah last week because of my freakish results, and since then she's been making sure I do my homework and study everyday. She also hired a personal Maths tutor for me. Yay.

I don't know why but I feel like blogging is such a drag now. I always have no time for it and its so tedious. You have to log in, type, blah, blah, blah, publish post and log out. I'm tired. Geez.

I just heard that Disney Channel is launching a new show called Hannah Montana. Its like a second version of Lizzie McGuire. As usual, they have this two girls and one boy clique but this time one of the girls is a famous pop-star who wears a wig on stage to cover up her true identity so she won't get mobbed in public. It took me two days to figure that out after I watched the episodes on Youtube. Ha.

Speaking of Lizzie McGuire, I went to the website and they had links to the stars of the show's official website and stuff. I randomly clicked and blah blah. You know that little nut who played Matt. He's like some singer now who lost five hundred pounds over the summer. He's so skinny. I think he aspires to be like Hilary. She's a live skeleton. Um, ew. Click here.

Hannah Montana

Okay I gotta go do tuition homework. Bye.