Extreme Makeover..

Three posts in one day. I am freaking myself out. As usual, I just finished playing Sims 2 for the third time in one day. This time, I gave the Solis' family extreme makeovers.

Mama Solis who had wavy short hair, was madeover into a business grandma with rebonded hair. Gabrielle, who had short straight hair, was madeover into a cool cat. Carlos, was madeover into a playboy business tycoon. Sorry to readers for the previous extremely sick post. I thought it was funny, not sick. I think I'd better take it down. Should I take it down? I don't know. I think I'll just wait till tomorrow. Here are the pictures for the makeovers.

Mama Solis before..

Mama Solis after..

Gabrielle before..

Gabrielle after..

Carlos before..

Carlos after..

Okay that's all..I really got to go right now. Lots of chores to do. Bye.

Desperate Gabrielle..

Omg I'm so happy! I just finished playing Sims 2 again and it was so fun. Lets see, I finished decorating the Solis' house, went shopping with Gabrielle, made Gabrielle Woo Hoo with her husband and I hired a maid and a gardener. I think I'll make Gabrielle have an affair with the maid, becasue the gardener is a woman. Don't want her getting lesbian. Ha! Ha! Ha!

This entry is going to be full of pictures, both dirty and clean. There's alot of pictures, so it might take a while to load. Here goes!

It was a fine day, the whole Solis family was sitting down eating their usual morning breakfast.

Gabrielle felt bored and decided to turn her husband on with her new bikini underwear that she bought at the mall.

They were locking lips like koi with fish food.

And soon, they were in their underwear, making out on the couch.

It got wild..

A little too wild..

Purrr..

My Lord, he's groping her butt!

And then came the bed.

Where it got so wild, the Sims 2 company cesored it out with the sheets.

In the meantime, lets observe this Gabrielle-ish painting. So real right?

After they were finally done having 'fun', Gabrielle said, ''Wow, that was hot!''.

She also said, ''Honey, I woke up this morning and I swear my boobs grew bigger! They're huge! Do they look bigger to you?''. Lol.

Tornado around Gabrielle? What is she, Mother Nature? Hmm..

Ha! Ha! Okay, that's all folks. I gotta go out buy food since my parents are at KL enjoying themselves. I'm outie! Bye!

Desperate Sims..

Yesterday I stayed up till 2 a.m playing the ever so rocking game the Sims 2. My parents weren't home because they were out to KL with all my relatives. So in short I have one complete parent-free day till like tomorrow. It'll be sweet! They are coming back tonight at around midnight by the way. Maha! Yes!

I have been wanting to play Sims 2 since last month but I didn't have the time to do so. But this weekend, I did all my homework beforehand and now I am so free. Today is my stupid brother's chore day, so all I have to do is play till the sun goes down!

Hakim gave me inspiration to create the Solis family from the hit series Desperate Housewives. I created them in Sims 2 and they look quite real I think. Depends on how you look at it. I made them live in a big house with a garden that is huge, so the gardener would stay longer. This would give Gabrielle, the wife, time to cheat on her husband. I made three Sims in the Solis family, Mama Solis, Carlos Solis, and th ever so famous Gabrielle Solis. I plan on murdering the irrtating Mama Solis if she gets too annoying.

Okay I feel like playing Sims 2 now. Here are some pictures before I go. I was too tired to take so many, so I just took two. I'll post more later. Bye.

The Solis family, don't they have the perfect life?

Gabrielle having fun with her husband. So sweet. If only her gardener boyfriend was here to see this.

Desperate Me..

Omg!! I'm starting to become like one of the desperate housewives. I was on a spring cleaning hype yesterday, so I cleaned out my whole room. I even rearranged all my decor. I was so obsessed with my room being so clean that I was afraid to mess up the sheets, so I slept on the couch yesterday so my sheets would stay nice and tidy.

Just kidding, I'm not obsessed about cleaning that much. I'm not like Bree Van De Kamp from Desperate Housewives. Maybe just a little bit, but not that much. She is like a modern Florence Nightingale. On one episode, she cooked soup for three hours straight so that it would be perfect. And once, she was so angry that she didn't stop cleaning for a whole night. And when she went to visit the Psychiatrist, she brought some 'home-made potpourri''. She is like an housewife who is obsessed with perfection.

Anyway, I did a whole lot of cleaning yesterday. I changed my own sheets, cleaned the floor, tidied up my books and papers, wiped my tables, threw away the trash, changed the tissue boxes, washed my laundry and rearranged my room furniture. I was hyper yesterday. I think it because of the cross-country. I was so hungry after running that I ate and ate. And I used the extra energy to clean my room. I should eat more often. Lol.

My stupid brother is so lazy. He was supposed to clean the house today but he delayed doing his chores until the last minute. At around eleven a.m, he said that he had to go back to school and he just went off, leaving the house in a mess. So I had to clean it up. He has been doing that the whole week. Since Tuesday, he had been coming home at seven p.m. So on his chore days, I had to do the work for him. And when he came home, he just ate dinner and slept until the next morning. What a pig. My brother sucks.

Okay, I feel so tired from all the chores today. I think I'd better go and snooze for a bit. Before I go, here is a pic of Bree Van De Kamp from Desperate Housewives. See how tidy she is. She looks like some perfection-obsessed housewife.

Bree looking all prim and proper.

The Amazing Race..

Moan!! Today the whole school had the stupid cross-country and it was so tiring. And today was also very bad luck for me. First, I woke up late. Second, I got a blister that is so fcuking painful. And third, I accidentally sent my dad an sms that was meant for Adam. So embarrassing. And when I was running the cross-country, Hakim left me by running ahead and leaving me to run with the kental Kwok Foong.

Today I thought I was late for cross-country!! I woke up at around seven, and I called Hakim on his handphone to ask him to wait for me outside my house, which was on the way to East Coast. But he just had to go and run to East Coast first, leaving me to walk all alone with the irritating school clerk. On the way there, I was walking so fast that I got a stupid blister. It was so bloody painful. I almost wanted to turn back and go back to my warm comfy bed. But I didn't.

When I got to the assembly area, which reminded me of the padang, my rocking class 3U was slacking. Half the class were at McDonald's eating their 'morning breakfast', and Hakim's kental class was sitting in such an orderly fashion. In straight lines some more. Like some good obedient kental woof-woofs. I also wanted to go McDonald's, but nobody wanted to go with me, so I just sat down and moaned like Nuriman.

Hakim is such a ditcher you know. He just enjoys ditching people so much. He promised me that he would wait for me when he ran, but he happily ran all the way without even waiting. So I had to lug my heavy ass across 4.5km with nobody to motivate me. Only the 'supportive' Student Leaders were screaming at me to run faster. I-sya was so enthu. She was shouting ''Andy!! Run faster!! Make me proud!!'', and she was hopping up and down as if her butt had springs. Omg I'm so lame. Maha! Lol.

I think Renu is in some kind of Women's Association or something. When I was looking into her open bag, she said ''Ay Andy, you can't look into a girl's bag. Its private". I asked her why and she said that boys aren't supposed to look in girls bag because they keep 'personal' things in there. Like what, unused panties. Omg I'm so sick. Yuck yuck yuck. I'm never going to say that again. Ever. At least not on my blog.

The PSLs were ever so lucky. They got to ride on fancy bikes while the normal students ran like hungry hogs. So biased ah that stupid Mr Oh. Favour PSLs like babi putri. Now my legs feel like jelly. I'm going to get some sleep now. Okay, bye.

Exposed..

Omg!! My mother knows I have a blog. My privacy has been invaded. I am so dead. Now my mother is going to read about my life every single day when she logs on the internet. I know, I'll say that I deleted my blog. She is so forgetful, she won't even remember my blog address. Maha! In your face MUM.

Today's entry is going to be long. I changed my template back to my old Hakim-ish template because I like it. It may be similar to Hakim's template, but I like it anyway. So what if we have identical templates. Big deal. Besides, his blog is something about learning how to fly and falling flat on your face. Mine is about shutting up and reading my entries. Very big difference. I always wanted to use the line, 'Simon, I don't have a problem saying anything in front of your face!!', but Hakim happily stole it from me. Well, its mine now. Lol. I'm so lame. Like my A-maths teacher Mr Yong, who teaches my class 3U, which rocks. (more than 3R.)

Homework time today was so dumb. My rocking class 3U had no homework, so I sat with Nafisah and Hisyam, who were with Renu and Geraldine. Renu was drinking this really gross Grass Power juice, which was shitty green in colour. No really, it looked like my fish mineral liquid. So pale green. Because she was drinking the Grass juice, Hisyam called her a bloody cow. Then Renu got a little offended and said, '' Hisyam, I'm gonna rip your balls out'' and she took out her penknife and started chasing Hisyam's groin. She was hot in pursuit. I thought at first she was just playing around, but when Hisyam gave up and sat down, she really reached for his balls. When she was like a few inches away from his balls, Hisyam smacked her hand and she was so shocked she fell to the ground. Then the teacher scolded both of them for acting like immature children. Some people are so desperate. Ha! Ha! Ha!

I kind of like the way Hakim lists out the people he hates on his blog, so I'll do it too. Here goes.

1. My brother- Extremely obnoxious and lazy. Smells like vomit when comes home from soccer. Has a habit of pissing me off for nothing.

2. Jacob Ma YanPing- Macam Babi Putri. Loves to annoy people. Thinks he's related to Edna Mode. So fcuking bitchy. Loves to push people. Eats like a pig. Looks like a pig. Is a pig. Omg I'm insulting the pig.

3. Some guy- Really showoff-y. Thinks he's Anita Sarawak. So fcukingly bitchy. Walks like a diva. Acts like a diva. Thinks he's a diva. But he's none of the above. Period. Stat.

That's all I will blog for today. I have cross-country tomorrow at seven a.m. So lazy to go, but later get detention. Okay, bye.

Breakaway..

These past few days I haven't been updating because I've been to busy studying for so many stupid tests. The past week is the worst week of my life. I have been feeling nothing but depressed. You see my smiling away when but really, I'm breaking down on the inside. I have so many problems. And sometimes I ignore some people unintentionally. I-sya said that I've been very cold towards her. I don't know, but if I have been, I'm really sorry.

First of all, I have been flunking every test that this week. I flunked A-Maths, Lit, and possibly Social Studies. I studied like crap and a totally different question came out. I studied merger, and the question that came out was on separation. Stupid Tang. And next is my parents. They come home all moody everyday. They return home with piss-ass looks. And their anger spreads so freaking rapidly. Today I was frowning and feeling furious for nothing. I just wanted to feel angry. So weird.

I so miss my old sec 2 class. I miss it when the Gatecrashers sat at the same recess and lunch table. How we used to get in groups for every project. How we were like best friends that can relate so easily. Now its all gone. Poof. Different classes. Different attitudes. Different friends. Some of us barely even talk anymore. Its like we are broken up. Gatecrashers have died.

I think I had better go sleep. So sleepy. Stupid Tang. Gave me 6 newspaper articles. Screw Social Studies. And the dumb NE messages. I think they're tying to brainwash students like the communists from China. Bye.

Housework..

Housework. Chores. The most irritating thing in the whole wide world. I don't mind if the people that I do the chores for actually give me a simple thank you. Getting those two words out of them is like pulling teeth. Already housework eats into my nap and schoolwork, I don't even get anything out of it. I clean it up sparkling and in just ten minutes they come home and mess it all up again. They just want to annoy me. And when I show the pissed look they say I'm unreasonable. What the hell is the problem with my family. What am I. Andy in the middle. Great. A matching title. I'm a second child in a family of three children. Fook it.

Yesterday when I was cleaning my fish tank, the scariest thing happened. One of my baby kois started to go beserk and began to fling its body up the water. It was trying to get out of the tank. It was totally stiff and it was bulleting its way through the whole tank. And it hit its head against the glass many times. Poor thing.I stopped it by trapping it in the fish net. I think its really stressed beacuse there's not enough space. I swear I will get a bigger tank as soon as I get the money. My kois are the only part of the family that don't piss me off. Thats why I love them so much.

I think I'll force my mum to drive me to the fish farm again. I hear fish tanks there are really cheap. If its too expensive, I'll ask my mum top up. She said when it comes to fish things, she will only top up the money if I don't have enough. Wow. How great. Sheesh. Bye.

Family ties..

Today was an okay day for me. After mosque I went with Adam and Nuriman to Siglap Mac to eat because we were so lapar. Then we saw Marcus, Diyana and another percussion band girl eating there. We were happily eating when Adam said that he was sort of related to Muntaz, the dance girl.

Adam said that Muntaz's last name was Angulia, and the Piperdys were sort of related to the Angulias. Somewhere in the family line one of the Angulias married one of the Piperdys and they made offspring. So in short Adam is kind of Muntaz's cousin. So far Adam has found three people related to him in Temasek. There's Faraiedah Piperdy, Muntaz, and his bitchy cousin Munira. Munira is a mix. She's an Angulia-Piperdy. Omg I sound like some Historian or something. Imagine one day Adam walks up to Muntaz and says, ''Hi Muntaz I'm your long lost cousin. Lets hug.''. Oh my god I hope that clone isn't related to me. Two Andys. Not really my kind of thing. My father said that if we stood side by side, we would look like twin brothers. Oh the horror. Now I know why Mary-Kate Olsen became an anorexic.

My head has been feeling woozy since morning. I get the occasional lack of oxygen sensation in my head when I walk. Its so weird. I might faint any moment now. I think I'll go get some sleep. Bye.

Absent-Minded Me..

I didn't go to school for the second time in one month. My perfect record is ruined. Actually the real reason is because I woke up so very late. At around seven twenty five. My bag wasn't packed and my clothes weren't ready. So I bluffed my father and said I had a migraine and I didn't go to school. But later my mother found out I was faking and she scolded me. If she wanted me to go to school, she would have at least helped me press my clothes or wake me up. But she was busy sleeping. Then she said that I was some kind of high school drop-out. My ass drop-out. I'm good in my studies okay. I stayed up late finishing all my homework yesterday and she was irritating me by asking me to help her with her dumb feng shui.If it wasn't for her feng shui shit, I would have slept at around twelve a.m.

I have so much free time today that I changed my template. Hakim has been complaining that I am a copycat. Well, I'm not now. The skin is supposed to be about someone dying, but I made it feel very apprentice-y. By the way, the tag-board is a link. You have to click the link and the tag board will pop up. So please tag. I think I'll better go now. Three hours on the comp already. Bye.

Freaky Dinner..

I just came back from dinner outside and so many weird things happened. First of all, I saw my clone again. He was walking with his mum and sister and he was carrying some grocery bags. I told my mum and she was shocked to see someone who looked snap like me for the first time in her life. My father thought it was me at first, but then he realised that I wore a blue shirt out, and not a black one. We had dinner at this place called 'Mak's Place' by the way. Over there there was this stupid waiter who kept on talking to my mum about the Intergrated Programme. He was so irritating. He was bragging on to my mum that his 13-year old son was in Anglo Chinese Boarding school and that he was the smartest of his level. Then he even had the nerve to ask my mum why I didn't get into IP. If there weren't so many people I would have given him a huge low blow. Ouch. That smarts.

The past few days I have been attacked by irritating mosquitos during my sleep. I always wake up one hour earlier because of those brainless pimps. Today, I even got up at five a.m!! But I was so pissed and grouchy that I went to the sofa and continued sleeping. Oh and Sarah said that my blog is for sick people only and she also said that she loves Hakim's blog to bits and pieces. I couldn't be bothered, so I will just say one word. Whatever. I am so freaking tired right now and I have no energy to layan all these stuff okay. So don't get angry at me for being grouchy. The part about Hakim's blog rocking is true though. Its so funny!! Its just hilarious. Okay I'm being so lame. I think I need to sleep. Bye. Here is a pic of what one of my koi looks like. So beautiful right. Lol.

The One with the Valoween Candy..

Omg today was like halloween. Everybody, and I mean everybody, was exchanging candy and gifts. I thought Valentine's day was only for people in a relationship, but its actually for greedy people like me too. I walked around with my bag open and candy poured in like fish food from heaven. I'm rich, rich, rich! Woo Hoo!! Next year I'm bringing a bigger bag. Adam spent all his money on buying Nani a milk chocolate tray but she ended up giving Hakim half of it. I noticed that people who take and don't give get the most candy. I'm stuffing myself silly right now. Valoween rocks!!

Today homework time was useless. I didn't touch my homework at all. I was busy collecting candy from everyone. Some even gave me even though I didn't ask. What kind souls. Hakim didn't get as much candy as me. Ha! In your face Hakim. No offence. Lol. Even my mum got candy from her colleagues and clients. In the fridge there is one big box of heart shaped cadbury chocolates. But I'm not allowed to eat them unless I ask my mother. It looks pretty expensive. Gosh I'm drooling already. Okay I have to go feed my hungry koi some premium halloween candy. Bye.

Washing Your Boobs..

Washing your boobs. I said that to I-sya on Msn and she was totally clueless about what the hell I was saying. You may think I'm some kind of sick bastard but what the hell. Everyone's sick once in a while. I-sya wrote a whole entry on washing boobs. In that entry she even mentioned that she washes her boobs twice a day when she showers. She's a very open person. I bet she even washes her girls in front of her niece, Dewi aka Babi Putri. Ha! Ha! Who knows, she might even name them. How about Susan and Gabriella. Perfect match.

I just came back from McDonalds. My mother wanted to go there to drink coffee and read books. At twelve o'clock in the morning. All I did there was eat and play with my baby brother in the playground. It was quite noisy actually. A lot of mats and minahs were there making a racket. I wish they would have just shut the hell up. They were so rowdy. I'm calling their parents if I see them again. Omg I sound just like my mother. Ha! Ha! I've always wanted do try that font thingy. So cool. Okay I'm being extremely lame.

By the way, my mother said that she was going to bring me to the fish farm tomorrow morning. I have to wake up so bloody early, at around nine, because the place is so freaking far from my house. But what can I say, anything for my dear beloved fish. Help I'm strarting to sound like some fish psychomaniac. Lol. Okay I think I'll just continue blogging tomorrow. Have to sleep. Bye.

The One with the Freaky Clone..

I couldn't blog yesterday because I was too tired from Mr Ng's stupid PE lesson. This week's injury was in my foot. My toe hurts because I did way too many jumping jacks. A hundred to be exact. That Mr Ng is nuts. He made us do a hundred just because some people didn't tuck in their shirt properly. Screw PE teachers.

Yesterday was such a weird day. On the way back from mosque, Nuriman said that he saw a boy that looked snap like me. I didn't believe him at first but later on in the bus I saw it for myself. Omg. It was like I was being cloned!! The boy had features that were exactly like mine!! The eyes, the mouth the eyebrows everything!! It was then that I got the second shock of my life. He was even from the same school as me. The only thing that was different was that he was darker and he was in sec 2. If he was in Sec 3 I would have gotten a school transfer. It was all just too freaky. Imagine one fine day you are peacefully walking around the school garden, and you see a replica of yourself walking to the canteen carrying a science textbook and a pencil box. See how that would have felt. Extremely weird.

There's also this really cowardly person posting stupid stuff on my tagboard. This guy or girl posted as 'wonderful' and he or she said that I was a bitch. If you want to call me a bitch, you can say it straight to my face. I'll just give you a hard punch straight in your bloody face and throw you smack in the trash can. Asshole. Trying to act like Courage the Cowardly Dog is it. Sheesh. Bye.

The One with the Drunk Asshole..

Omg today I got the shock of my life!! At around nine o'clock, I went down to the clubhouse with my baby brother Andre to get some stuff from the vending machine. On the way back, we were appreciating the wonders of mother nature when this stupid crazy drunked asshole suddenly appeared in front of us like a freaking zombie. He was like staggering at our direction. So I grabbed Andre by the hand and pulled him away. Then the crazy gundu go and throw his beer can at us. So I said to my baby brother, ''Run Andre run!!''. You should have seen us. I could have aced NAPFA at the speed I was running. Too bad the drunked asshole fainted on the floor while he was trying to chase us. I thought he was dead at first, but actually he just passed out.

Today I went to Borders to buy some books, but I went out empty handed. I'm a picky reader. My mother, as usual, bought another one of her feng shui magazines. I wanted to buy this really nice aquarium design book, but it was too expensive. It had design themes for fish tanks and all that cool stuff. I was flipping through and I saw this design called Winter Wonderland. It had gravel that was totally cloud white and there were plastic snowflakes hanging in the tank. The so called 'trees' were actually really shiny stainless steel egg beaters!! Omg. Fish can't cook. They eat. Lol. I also saw a totally jet black design. It had black plastic chippings as its gravel and big pieces of black slate as decor. There was also this really black terracotta pot inside. I'm going to use that as my decor scheme. It'll help bring out the color of my kois.

I don't feel like going to school tomorrow. A lot of people not going. Should I go? I think I should. Liana said that maybe she was going to bring the filter that I wanted. So I have to be there to collect it. Okay I'm getting sleepy. Bye.

Boring New Year..

I officially hate boring holidays where my whole family stays at home and sleep the whole day through. There's nothing much to blog about today because all I did today was clean the house.

I wanted to talk about this group of stupid girls on the bus yesterday but I had no time. Yesterday when I went to Parkway and took bus 196, the whole bus was flooded with CHIJ girls. It was so smelly. I didn't know girls at CHIJ had such strong body odour. They're so disgusting. I was sitting down at the back of the bus minding my own business when this particular clique of girls caught my attention. They looked like ugly sluts and they were bitching on and on about people. First they talked about this guy. They said that he was going on and on about his beautiful cocasian face. Whatever that means. Then they talked about this girl. And how she stuffs her bra with socks. After that they took out their handphones and started showing off. One of them had this new phone. I don't really know what model it is, but its on TV all the time. Its from Nokia I think. She said out loud that it had bluetooth and that it could retrieve pitures from the internet. So showoffy right? When the bus stopped at Parkway, I got off and on my way out, I shouted 'Showoffy Bitches!!' to the girls. They looked like hungry cheetahs after that.

I used the mineral magic on my tank today. My kois look happy. I also gave them the Spirulina Fish Food. Their colour is starting to intesify!! Woo Hoo!! Bye.

Malay Extras..

Today we had the Chinese New Year concert and it was so funny!! In the middle of the concert, there was a Malay play that was so extra because it was a Chinese New Year concert. The Malay play was good, but the Malay dance rocked even more. Nazurah looked like Izzati with the dress and the make-up. For once she looked pretty.

After the concert we were dismissed and I went to Parkway to buy some stuff from the aquarium. I bought some Spirulina Fish Food and a bottle of Mineral Magic. They're supposed to help enhance the koi colours and scales. When I was there, there was this woman complaining that her Gourami ate her precious Goldfish. She kept on asking the poor assistant why the Gouramis were so freaking vicious. The dumb thing is, she keeps her goldfish in a pond. What a dumb woman. Goldfish are meant for fish tanks not ponds. Then she went around the whole store and pointed to almost every fish display. She said, 'I'll take one of that, a few of those, about five of the coulourful ones, oh that one is pretty, and a dozen of those.'. I could go on but she almost bought the whole store. She left with a huge bag, full of fish. I think she's gonna cook them for dinner or something.

I was supposed to go to my primary school with I-sya, but she said that she was malas and wanted to go home and change. She also said that after that she wanted to go out jalan-jalan. Excuses excuses. I bet she's at home drooling on her pillow right now. I just went to her blog and her wishlist is so weird. She wanted a white bra. I think she wants it so that she could colour the bra herself using colour pencils like some primary one kid. She also wanted a camisole, whatever that is. I think its a really skimpy lingerie or something. Hopefully it'll be white and can be coloured using magic pens. Lol.

I am very pissed with Renu. She kept on dissing me in Physics. She said that she didn't like the way I spoke and all that bull. If she's got a problem with me then I won't talk to her anymore la. Fullstop. No questions asked. Sheesh. Some people.

Desperate Housewives..

I'm in the middle of watching desperate housewives right now. Its so dang funny!! Today's episode is about this housewife named Susan. She was so stupid that she locked herself outside her house in the nude!! Firstly, her ex-husband came over for a talk. Susan was wearing a towel as she had just came out from the showers. They were shouting at each other and arguing on the front porch where people could see them. Then Susan's ex-husband became really pissed and got in the car and drove off. Her towel got snagged in his car door and it was pulled away as he drove past!! So she had no choice but to prance around the lawn in the nude, using flower pots to cover up her assets. Ha! ha! So funny!!

There's more I want to write about desperate housewives, but my dumb brother wants to use the computer for his so called 'school project'. By the way, I just noticed that Sarah looks alot like Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives. Omg I think they even act the same!! Making out witht the innocent gardener and all that dirty stuff. Talk about desperate. Please, the school principal is much better. I'll go wash my mouth with bleach now. Bye.

Three words. Desperate Houswives rules!! Lol.

Omg its now two a.m and I still can't sleep. Screw Insomnia.

The Crying Ceremony..

Boo Hoo!! Today Zizie cried during lunch break because the whole malay table was teasing her about Benny. She was sobbing so much that Shamsydar decided to give her a bit of her chocolate, which had never happened before. Then after that Zizie suddenly stopped crying. What a weird girl. After that she took out her handphone and called her mother. Omg we're so dead!! Later her mother come to our houses and beat us up with a pole. I'm so scared!!

Homework time today was alright. We had so much Social Studies homework. Stupid Ms Tang ah, give two structured essay questions. Then must copy all the points from textbook some more. But I didn't hand in, so I got three days to finish it. Ha! Ha! In your face Tang!! Omg I'm embarrassing myself.

Liana said that I could have her filter!! I'm so happy!! She also said I could take her thermometer (for measuring water temperature), and her lava rocks too. She's too kind. She offered me her whole tank but it was too much. Hooray! Tomorrow I'm also going to Parkway to buy some stuff from the aquarium. I'm so excited. Bye!

Home Alone 2..

Whee! Today I get a chance to be home alone! Technically, I'm not really alone. My cute little baby brother is at home with me. I have to babysit him like Yoanna House. My mother, father and brother went out to help my lazy auntie to paint her school. She owns a Montessori like my mother, except for my mother's school is ten times better than hers. Well, it is. Omg I'm gonna be dead if my auntie reads this. But what the hell right?

I have changed my template again because everyone has been complaining that they couldn't read the posts. I'm gonna miss my old sims layout. Its nice. Sobs. Okay I'm being lame. I also wanted to change because that layout makes me feel depressed an angry all the time. That explains the anger explosion in almost every post. From now on, I must be happy! :D. Okay Andy stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.

I also made a whole list of fish stuff I want to buy if one day I become rich and famous like Donald Trump. (Like that's ever gonna happen.)

-TetraAqua AquaSafe
-Tetra Medica
-Tetra TabiMin
-Tetra Gold Medal
-Tetra Weekend Food Sticks
-TetraFresh Delica
-TetraPlant Florapride
-TetraPond Koi Sticks
-More Lava rocks
-A new filter
-A new light
-Oh and a new giant pond.

See, alot right! Its all for the benefit of my beautiful baby kois. Its all on the tetrafish website. If I want to get all that stuff I better start going on a diet. I'm gonna only drink at school and bring my own food from home from now on. Omg I sound just like Hakim the budget buddy.

The One with the one..

Sorry Hakim, for stealing your title style. I'm so sick of making up stupid titles for my entries so I just put The One with Blah blah blah. Today I woke up at ten to go change my passport photo at the immigration center. The queue for taking photo was so bloody long. I almost died on the floor.

And today my baby brother was so annoying. He shouted so loud in public and created a scene everywhere he went. At the immigration center, he shouted and threw a tantrum just because I didn't let him play with the stroller. He was knocking into every person with the freaking stroller and I stopped him. Then he shrieked and threw himself to the floor and cried so so loudly. The whole building stared at me. ME and only ME. Like I was some kind of stupid brother who didn't know how to babysit his own siblings. I even heard people mumbling. Like what the fuck. You people don't have a rascal for a brother. You people don't have to come home every single freaking day and do the stupid chores just because your elder brother is a freaking lazy pig. You people don't get humiliated in public by a baby that has an attitude equivalence to a little rascal. You people don't have to clean the gut out of the fish tank with aching arms that hurt every second. And guess what, the same thing happened at McDonalds. And once again I was in the spotlight. I think one day I'll be famous for being the world's dumbest brother or something. Fuck it.

Then on msn I-sya kept on calling me giler and sial and stoopid. She thought funny ah. I call her that see whether she like not. And now I still haven't touched my homework. Why is everything so wrong this year. I'm gonna blow up like fish food if this doesn't stop soon. I'm going. Bye.

The one with the vigorous PE..

Today first period my class had PE. The only problem is, we were taken by Mr Ng. It was disaster with a capital D. For every single thing that we did wrong, twenty push ups. And my butt isn't that light. Now my poor hands are shaking uncontrollably. Only the warm up sucked though. We played frisbee today. Everyone had to run all around the field and throw frisbees. Although it was tiring, it was so fun!! We could knock into people on purpose.

After recess we had to present the Vertabra to the class. Although we didn't use music during the presentation, it was still interesting and funny. All we used was a chair. The when Erni had to wear the bra, everyone laughed like hell. Even Mdm Sharifah laughed. So in short it was quite okay. But I was so freaking tired from the PE. My whole body, especially my arms and my back, was aching. When I came home after mosque just now, I slept until four. Then Nuriman woke me up by calling me. I had to listen to his problems and sleep at the same time. It was difficult. But I pulled it off. Damn, now I have to do the chores. And then I gotta clean out the gut in the fish tank. And guess whats my brother doing now. Sleeping. What a Pig. Okay, I'm going now. Bye.

I'm back again. I just finished all my chores. Its eleven by the way. I love cleaning my tank. I just put in ice into the water so my lovely kois can have cold water to enjoy. I also took away the irritating plants. They make the water turn yellow. My arm really really hurts now. Dang it. I hate warm up for PE. God make my day. Bye.

The One with the Vertebra.

Today in English we had to advertise something and present it during tomorrow's lesson. My group, consisting of Maisarah, Erni, Nafisah and Hamizah decided that we do the Vertebra. Its a kind of bra that supports your spine. Erni made the bra just now in Homweork time.Its so soft!! Tomorrow we are going to do a skit on the bra. Omg its gonna be so exciting. The poster looks hot too.

I had to clean up the whole house today, while my brother lazed around on the couch. He is such a pig. I bet he scratches his balls like Hakim's brother. Stupid freaks. Go away will you. Omg today I was such a meanie. I posed as Shamsydar on Msn and Sarah told me some interesting facts about her. But they're so dumb I'll just forget them anyway. Hidayah was so freaked out. She said it was all so weird. Me being Sham and all. Hmm. Izzati's quite nice you know. She counselled me about my brother on the way home. Now she knows what a big fat slob he is. What a jerk.

Liana's going to bring the book of koi tomorrow!! I'm so excited!! She also said if her mother allowed, she would let me have her spare unused filter!! Omg she's so kind. But Adam kind of hates her now. I dunno why. Okay I'm going now. Bye.

Free..

Today I'm staying at home and not going to school. This morning when I woke up my flu and sore throat had got worse. So I just told my father that I was not going to school and I fell asleep again. I slept until nine and when i woke my flu was almost gone.

Now I feel so free. Today if I had gone to school I had to face the evil Nora. And I did'nt do her stupid compo homework. Nora, being a calculative witch, would naturally send me out of the class or humiliate me in front of everyone. I bet she's bitching about me in class right now. She's like my brother. Today I saw him stealing my perfume and using it without my permission. Hakim gave it to me for my birthday and I was going to keep it unopened until that rat came along. So I hid it away in my closet. The same thing happened with Adam's present, which was also prefume. I am so pissed off with my brother. I'm gonna spit on his pillow.

I have to do the freaking chores today. Yesterday was my brother's turn, but he just anyhow did the chores. He just rinsed water on the dirty dishes and left them to dry. He is such a dirty dog. I bet if he lived alone his house would be filthy. And he doesn't even take a bath before he goes to school. He's so disgusting. Like Kwok Foong. Omg I'm so mean to the poor crybaby. Okay I'm going now. Bye.

P.S. Liana if you're reading this, bring the book of kois tomorrow. I want to read it. Thanks.

Rest In Agony..

I can't blog today. I'm so freakin restless. Maybe tommorrow. Bye.